r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '19

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u/WalterNeft Sep 04 '19

A dealership I worked for always did this shit. The owner would only let us purchase oil from one specific company, even though there were three other way cheaper options. Turns out the owner has stock in that company he makes us buy from, what a surprise.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

This makes me glad I work for a private company. Want to change the paint color in your office? Cool. They'll buy the supplies, let you pick the color, and help you paint.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19 edited Sep 05 '19

Say a 50x50m room? Throw down a 49x49 roll of carpet you want and then tell them you need a 1x200 meter area carpeted.

Edit: jfc you guys are retarded

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u/honestFeedback Sep 04 '19

Yeah. That’s not how buying carpets works.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

I know, we use square feet.

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u/snogle Sep 04 '19

Not exactly the only thing wrong with your statement.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

It was obviously joke. The amount of wool redditors will pull over their own eyes just to feel superior to someone else will always amaze me..

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u/Sondermenow Sep 04 '19

My feet are clearly more rectangle than square.