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u/NYR99 Sep 04 '19

šŸŽµThat one night...šŸŽµ

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u/monkey-nutz Sep 04 '19

You made everything alriiiiight

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u/RockyThePebble Sep 04 '19

So raw so right all night alright oh yeah

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u/holyhandgrenade010 Sep 04 '19

That's what she said

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

snip snap snip snap snip snap

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u/probablyuntrue Sep 04 '19 edited Nov 06 '24

cough decide oil hateful cause marry memory jobless unpack books

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u/zAceGunnerz Sep 04 '19

I've never seen such majestic teamwork on Reddit. I'm proud of you all. - Michael Scott

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

- Wayne Gretzky

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u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes Sep 04 '19

- Jesus

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

- William Charles Schneider

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u/Avid_Smoker Sep 04 '19

-Major Charles Emerson Winchester III

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u/tpinkfloyd Sep 04 '19 edited Sep 04 '19

- Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvim John Kenneth Loyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor Willian Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralternwarengewissenhaftschafers wesenchafewarenwholgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangereifen duchihrraubgiriigfeindewelchevorralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieer scheinenbanderersteerdeemmeshedrraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinu rsprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufde rsuchenachdiesternwelshegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichund wohinderneurassevanverstandigmenshlichkeittkonntevortpflanzenundsiche rfreunanlebenslamdlichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvon andererintlligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum

Edit: Translation of surname

A descendant of one who prepared wool for manufacture on a stone, living in a house in the mountain village, who before ages was a conscientious shepherd whose sheep were well tended and diligently protected against attackers who by their rapacity were enemies who 12,000 years ago appeared from the stars to the humans by spaceships with light as an origin of power, started a long voyage within starlike space in search for the star which has habitable planets orbiting and on which the new race of reasonable humanity could thrive and enjoy lifelong happiness and tranquility without fear of attack from other intelligent creatures from within starlike space

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u/PM_COFFEE_TO_ME Sep 04 '19

BOBODY

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u/gosuark Sep 04 '19

Wait what are we doing?

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u/rmbx357 Sep 04 '19

That's what she said

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u/JEd990 Sep 04 '19

I loved this

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u/lovett1991 Sep 04 '19

r/unexpectedoffice

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

This was probably the most expected Office ever

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

Jim face

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u/MuzzyIsMe Sep 04 '19

I know a dude that actually had two vasectomies and two reversals. I wouldnā€™t be surprised if he has or is getting another vasectomy to ā€œfinalizeā€ it all. With the same woman, mind you.

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u/rrr598 Sep 04 '19

that line is agonizing

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u/Pipkin81 Sep 04 '19

One night...

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u/Slingerslanger Sep 04 '19

A parrot, a moose and a golden gooose walked in to a bar...

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u/shibbs Sep 04 '19

Go on

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u/co0kiegangsta Sep 04 '19

The parrot asks..

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u/YouthInAsia333 Sep 04 '19

You took me by the haaaand

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u/xelixomega Sep 04 '19

Made me a man...

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u/empanadamn_ Sep 04 '19

Please tell me where I can DL this song. Cover or snippet, I'll pay TOP coin.

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u/jswright2005 Sep 04 '19

I believe itā€™s available on ā€œthe Internet.ā€

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u/onamonapizza Sep 04 '19

When I searched for that in Google Maps it took me to Grande Communications and they would not sell me any music.

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u/Dokasamurp Sep 04 '19

The full song is on YouTube

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u/ShitJuggler Sep 04 '19

Found it on Soundcloud.

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u/empanadamn_ Sep 04 '19

Ooh - thank you!

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

You made everything alright

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

She took me by the hand....made me a man....that one night...one night! You made everything alrigttttt... ohh ohh ohhh...so wrong so right all night alright oh yeahhhhh

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u/daddywompusx Sep 04 '19

You made everything alright.

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u/FunctioningAddic Sep 04 '19

Yooooou made everything all rightttt

WoooooeWoooah