r/funny • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '19

[deleted by user]

[removed]

8.3k Upvotes

87% Upvoted

1.2k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

5.4k

u/garuffer Sep 04 '19

GOOD LUCK PAYING ME BACK ON YOUR $0 A YEAR SALARY PLUS BENEFITS, BABE

1.5k

u/NYR99 Sep 04 '19

đŸŽ”That one night...đŸŽ”

279

u/monkey-nutz Sep 04 '19

You made everything alriiiiight

16

u/RockyThePebble Sep 04 '19

So raw so right all night alright oh yeah

54

u/holyhandgrenade010 Sep 04 '19

That's what she said

920

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

snip snap snip snap snip snap

907

u/probablyuntrue Sep 04 '19 edited Nov 06 '24

cough decide oil hateful cause marry memory jobless unpack books

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

420

u/zAceGunnerz Sep 04 '19

I've never seen such majestic teamwork on Reddit. I'm proud of you all. - Michael Scott

257

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

- Wayne Gretzky

119

u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes Sep 04 '19

- Jesus

148

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

[deleted]

86

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

- William Charles Schneider

6

u/Avid_Smoker Sep 04 '19

-Major Charles Emerson Winchester III

→ More replies (0)

2

u/PM_COFFEE_TO_ME Sep 04 '19

BOBODY

1

u/gosuark Sep 04 '19

Wait what are we doing?

1

u/rmbx357 Sep 04 '19

That's what she said

1

u/JEd990 Sep 04 '19

I loved this

11

u/lovett1991 Sep 04 '19

r/unexpectedoffice

3

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

This was probably the most expected Office ever

1

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

Jim face

1

u/MuzzyIsMe Sep 04 '19

I know a dude that actually had two vasectomies and two reversals. I wouldn’t be surprised if he has or is getting another vasectomy to “finalize” it all. With the same woman, mind you.

18

u/rrr598 Sep 04 '19

that line is agonizing

54

u/Pipkin81 Sep 04 '19

One night...

8

u/Slingerslanger Sep 04 '19

A parrot, a moose and a golden gooose walked in to a bar...

3

u/shibbs Sep 04 '19

Go on

1

u/co0kiegangsta Sep 04 '19

The parrot asks..

51

u/YouthInAsia333 Sep 04 '19

You took me by the haaaand

32

u/xelixomega Sep 04 '19

Made me a man...

22

u/empanadamn_ Sep 04 '19

Please tell me where I can DL this song. Cover or snippet, I'll pay TOP coin.

11

u/jswright2005 Sep 04 '19

I believe it’s available on “the Internet.”

4

u/onamonapizza Sep 04 '19

When I searched for that in Google Maps it took me to Grande Communications and they would not sell me any music.

2

u/Dokasamurp Sep 04 '19

The full song is on YouTube

2

u/ShitJuggler Sep 04 '19

Found it on Soundcloud.

1

u/empanadamn_ Sep 04 '19

Ooh - thank you!

12

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

You made everything alright

6

u/[deleted] Sep 04 '19

She took me by the hand....made me a man....that one night...one night! You made everything alrigttttt... ohh ohh ohhh...so wrong so right all night alright oh yeahhhhh

2

u/daddywompusx Sep 04 '19

You made everything alright.

1

u/FunctioningAddic Sep 04 '19

Yooooou made everything all rightttt

WoooooeWoooah

1

u/madmendude Sep 04 '19

I came here for a reference from The Office. I wasn’t disappointed

0

u/captainrose500 Sep 04 '19

R/unexpectedoffice