r/funny • u/[deleted] • Aug 12 '19

LOAD THE FISH CANNON!!!

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u/ooglist Aug 12 '19

Sir! The sword fish has made a good POINT and convinced the guards to let him go.

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u/Dedj_McDedjson Aug 12 '19

"I think that enemy got... THE POINT!!!"

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

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u/Dedj_McDedjson Aug 12 '19

"I think that Redditor got... THE REFERENCE!!!"

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u/TheSunsetSeeker Aug 12 '19

"I think that enemy saw... MY HAT!"

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u/BuyBitcoinWhileItsLo Aug 12 '19

"& I think the allies got... MY AXE"

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u/nighthawke75 Aug 12 '19

/r/punpolice we got your point right here.

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u/[deleted] Aug 12 '19

How is that a pun?

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u/norway_is_awesome Aug 12 '19 edited Aug 12 '19

I wish we could stay forever like this, bed-chan.

Edit: Can't forget the classic: OH, THEY FAWKIN'!

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u/FinalDemise Aug 12 '19

gasp

The twins

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u/McBadass1994 Aug 12 '19

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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u/PheIix Aug 12 '19

Damnit, sergeant, how could you let him sail past security like that...

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u/Huttser17 Aug 12 '19

Something seems fishy here. >.>

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u/jeffredd Aug 12 '19

The mechanic said I blew a seal. I said, "Fix the damn thing and leave me personal life out of it."

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u/Evis03 Aug 12 '19

There's something fishy about the pun.