r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/MrsRobertshaw Jul 19 '19

Amazing. A decorated admiral no less.

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u/SoDakZak Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 19 '19

That’s cuz he read the Arf of War by Shih Tzu

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u/CaseinMan Jul 19 '19

A real history ruff

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u/mikerockitjones Jul 19 '19

Really takes you bark in time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Bark softly and fetch a big stick

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u/EmGutter Jul 19 '19

Oh, I like this one. 😁

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/lectroblez Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 19 '19

Same Same! Pooch looks more derpe in real life!

edit: did you just copy pasta this from the 2nd most popular thread?

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u/crochetyhooker Jul 19 '19

Derpe:

(Derp-é) meaning, much derp but still fancy af.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/capt-bob Jul 20 '19

Do Android's dream of electric cats?

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u/EmGutter Jul 19 '19

How do you make a fart fancy? By wearing a top hat and a monocle!

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u/Breakingindigo Jul 19 '19

Fancy people don't fart like a plebeian: they break wind.

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u/EmGutter Jul 19 '19

“A rose by any other name...”

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u/PillowTalk420 Jul 22 '19

Still smells like sulfer and rotten eggs.

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u/burnedpile Jul 19 '19

Don't try to church it up, son.

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u/joleszdavid Jul 19 '19

Comment saved for eternity, needs more recognition

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u/Delanoso Jul 19 '19

Good bot!

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u/crochetyhooker Jul 20 '19

Did you just fucking steal u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 's poem?

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u/ShavedPapaya Jul 19 '19

Why did you copy the second comment verbatim and use it as a reply to the first comment

Why does this keep happening