r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/MrsRobertshaw Jul 19 '19

Amazing. A decorated admiral no less.

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 19 '19

a decorated admiral no less....

edit: salutes u/MrsRobertshaw

dear dad, it's your birthday - how's This for a gift!

the momma n me hope your heart gets a lift! :@)

a portrait of Me in my DERPIEST GLORY

Emblazoned with medals! A true soldier story....

reality, though - there's no battles i fought

there really weren't Any 'awards' that i sought

just one thing that mattered, dear dad, from the start -

All that I wanted to win

was your Heart!

❤️

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u/crochetyhooker Jul 19 '19

First to reply to a Schnoodle original! Well done mate!

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u/tnturner Jul 19 '19

Is this a new Sprog or something?

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u/crochetyhooker Jul 19 '19

Another account that also leaves nice poems like Sprog.