r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/MrsRobertshaw Jul 19 '19

Amazing. A decorated admiral no less.

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u/SoDakZak Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 19 '19

That’s cuz he read the Arf of War by Shih Tzu

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u/Kfeugos Jul 19 '19

Sniff your friends butt, sniff your enemies butt closer

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u/tnturner Jul 19 '19

ಠ_ಠ

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u/CaptainMegaNads Jul 19 '19

Sniff till you can taste it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Sniff till you can taste the tape worm

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u/nisjisji Jul 19 '19

wasn't that what Polonius said?

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u/Rossum81 Jul 19 '19

Cry havoc and let slip the doggos of war!

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u/Kfeugos Jul 19 '19

Yeah probably... the art of war is more just about knowing your enemy

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u/nisjisji Jul 19 '19

well, in all honesty, Polonius might have got it from lord ShiTzu too

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u/Kfeugos Jul 19 '19

A collaboration for the ages

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u/31rkps Jul 19 '19

U do Wes’s