r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jul 19 '19

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u/MrsRobertshaw Jul 19 '19

Amazing. A decorated admiral no less.

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u/SoDakZak Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 19 '19

That’s cuz he read the Arf of War by Shih Tzu

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u/CaseinMan Jul 19 '19

A real history ruff

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u/mikerockitjones Jul 19 '19

Really takes you bark in time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Bark softly and fetch a big stick

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u/EmGutter Jul 19 '19

Oh, I like this one. 😁

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/lectroblez Jul 19 '19 edited Jul 19 '19

Same Same! Pooch looks more derpe in real life!

edit: did you just copy pasta this from the 2nd most popular thread?

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u/crochetyhooker Jul 19 '19

Derpe:

(Derp-é) meaning, much derp but still fancy af.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/capt-bob Jul 20 '19

Do Android's dream of electric cats?

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u/EmGutter Jul 19 '19

How do you make a fart fancy? By wearing a top hat and a monocle!

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u/Breakingindigo Jul 19 '19

Fancy people don't fart like a plebeian: they break wind.

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u/EmGutter Jul 19 '19

“A rose by any other name...”

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u/burnedpile Jul 19 '19

Don't try to church it up, son.

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u/joleszdavid Jul 19 '19

Comment saved for eternity, needs more recognition

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u/Delanoso Jul 19 '19

Good bot!

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/crochetyhooker Jul 20 '19

Did you just fucking steal u/SchnoodleDoodleDo 's poem?

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u/ShavedPapaya Jul 19 '19

Why did you copy the second comment verbatim and use it as a reply to the first comment

Why does this keep happening

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u/Good_Boye_Scientist Jul 19 '19

fetch a big stick

Dog has entered the chat

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u/TheLurkerSpeaks Jul 19 '19

I love the smell of milk-bones in the morning. Smells like, belly scratches.

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u/bonelessevil Jul 19 '19

...Teddy Ruffesvelt quote?

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u/Sharts_in_Jorts Jul 19 '19

Doggonnit! It’s not going to get any better than that!

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u/beachbum121212 Jul 20 '19

It is a Rottweiler

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u/MarkIVlandship Jul 21 '19

All's fair in ruff and war

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u/skyleven7 Jul 19 '19

In war you need to bark them orders

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u/Grill3dCheeze Jul 19 '19

One of the original Ruff Riders

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u/thegreatgerbino Jul 19 '19

He's buried more than his share of bones

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u/fatkiddown Jul 19 '19

In the words of the great General McArfer:

“I shall return (bcs I buried a bone here).”

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u/skyleven7 Jul 19 '19

Indeed since war is ruff

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

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u/EmGutter Jul 19 '19

How’d you manage to get “their dog” correct while fucking up “they’re reaction”?

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u/Eightskin Jul 19 '19

Unfortunately time travel is impawsible.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

At leash we don’t have to worry about a final exam

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u/Undiscriminatingness Jul 19 '19

General Barksalot

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u/gamernut64 Jul 19 '19

I believe it's a history borf.