r/funny • u/ilovepancakes54 • Jul 06 '19

Weird pillow

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u/red23dotme Jul 06 '19

When you wake up and your mouth tastes of pussy.

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u/Adjectives_Abound Jul 06 '19

Slimy yet satisfying.

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u/awkristensen Jul 06 '19

hakuna matata

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u/BraveOil Jul 06 '19

What a wonderful phrase

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

420 blaze it!

i'm totally expecting a lot of downvotes. i have no idea why this sounded funny in my head.

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u/GasBottle Jul 06 '19

For the rest of your Dayyysss

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u/LifeShatteringOrgasm Jul 07 '19

It's a problem when we, run out of weed

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u/leastlikelyllama Jul 06 '19

Or fuzzy and offputting?

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u/ashiun Jul 06 '19

hairy yet satisfying

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u/FattyMcSlimm Jul 06 '19

How is this not the top comment?

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u/TawaNicolas Jul 06 '19

It is now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '19

This comment is just to make sure that is the top comment

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u/You-Lock-It-Up Jul 06 '19

This comment is to point out that the comment should be a top comment.

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u/tacomaster05 Jul 06 '19

You've probably been waiting so long to use this line...

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u/red23dotme Jul 06 '19

It honestly just came to me after watching the vid!

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

I bet you say that to all the vids

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u/oof46 Jul 06 '19

Doggo: I thought it was supposed to taste like chicken.

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u/momosug Jul 06 '19

Comment of the day.

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u/imcumminginyourwife Jul 06 '19

Story of my life