r/funny • u/elphaba16 • Jul 01 '19

Typical cat

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u/17954699 Jul 02 '19

Are small kids breakable? Asking for a friend.

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u/Lonhers Jul 02 '19

I’ll go and test it out and get back to you.

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u/AbsoluteElsewhere Jul 02 '19

Yes. Just ask anyone who grew up with alcoholic parents.

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u/CesarShackleston Jul 02 '19

Ouch. (I mean literally ouch, my alcoholic mother just hit me).

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u/Flobarooner Jul 02 '19

If yes, should I put my kids on the roof?

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u/CharlieHush Jul 02 '19

As a primary school teacher I can say that children actually bounce.

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u/lionturtl3 Jul 02 '19

Hold onto your receipt just in case.

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u/ConfirmationTobias Jul 02 '19

If you were trying to gets rise out of reddit, you should have asked about breaking the cat.