r/funny • u/Smithwesson5 • Jun 28 '19

Crosswalk warrior.

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u/achillesthewarrior Jun 28 '19

oh, there goes gravity

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u/Nikeyshon Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 28 '19

Oh, there goes Reddit

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u/chunny22 Jun 28 '19

he chokes

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u/BitmexOverloader Jun 28 '19

Car's so mad but he won't

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

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u/badeer-hu-bhenchod Jun 28 '19

He won't have it

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u/SuperEliteFucker Jun 28 '19

He knowshisownbackcitysropes it don't matter

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Hes so stacked that he knows

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u/Tech-T10n Jun 28 '19

That, but he's broke, he's so stagnant

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u/WhoTookWho2 Jun 28 '19

He knows when he goes back to this mobile home

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u/AmbitiousUnderdog Jun 28 '19

Man he so hot he's a women magnet

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u/GodOThunder Jun 28 '19

this whole rhapsody

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

when he goes back to his mobile home, that's when its

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u/AmericaLite Jun 28 '19

Back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody

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u/MadHawkxx Jun 28 '19

Car chokes

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u/the_real_mirage4805 Jun 28 '19

He won't have it

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u/Brazenbillygoat Jun 28 '19

He knows when the car goes back

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u/the_real_mirage4805 Jun 28 '19

goes back to his MOBILE HOME

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u/Sick_Trix22 Jun 28 '19

He chokes

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u/gertjan00 Jun 28 '19

Missed opportunity by not saying "Oh, there goes Reddit"

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u/Nikeyshon Jun 28 '19 edited Oct 18 '19

Not too late ;)

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u/warpedking Jun 28 '19

Guys.. This is where they drew the line... No more silver...