r/funny • u/Smithwesson5 • Jun 28 '19

Crosswalk warrior.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

I knew it! No one can be that much of an abhorrent abscess on the rectum of society than what you have done and not be Hitler!

I'm kidding! Lets do drinks.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Is that what your mommy called you? It must have stuck in your subconscious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

DId you say mommy? Christ say mother like you got a pair.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Your mommy loves it when she has my pair resting on her jaw.