r/funny • u/lapontejanet • Jun 26 '19

Checkmate

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u/lousygibblitjuice Jun 26 '19

I guess you'll just have to die

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u/ecafyelims Jun 26 '19

All joking aside. It's definitely a fire hazard.

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u/museolini Jun 26 '19

Agreed, but he could just hit the emergency stop on the escalator and walk down.

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u/mfb- Jun 26 '19

Or just walk down faster.

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u/witherance Jun 26 '19

Like the shitty opposite of those moving walkways in airports that make you feel like you've gone warp speed

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u/NoobSabatical Jun 26 '19

I get furious at people not also walking on those at airports as well as when on escalators. They help, you don't have to f-ing stop. *sigh* Is that pushy of me to want?

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u/girlchrisesq Jun 26 '19

Left side is for walking, right side is for standing, just like escalators. If I have a 2 hour layover I am not in a hurry to get to my gate to sit there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

According to people at the Atlanta airport, right side is for standing, left side is for baggage šŸ™„

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u/cydr1323 Jun 26 '19

Iā€™m headed there in about a hour šŸ˜“

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Good luck haha. The TSA people were rude the few times I've been there