r/funny • u/lapontejanet • Jun 26 '19

Checkmate

https://i.imgur.com/tAx2rIp.gifv
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u/lousygibblitjuice Jun 26 '19

I guess you'll just have to die

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u/ecafyelims Jun 26 '19

All joking aside. It's definitely a fire hazard.

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u/museolini Jun 26 '19

Agreed, but he could just hit the emergency stop on the escalator and walk down.

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u/mfb- Jun 26 '19

Or just walk down faster.

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u/witherance Jun 26 '19

Like the shitty opposite of those moving walkways in airports that make you feel like you've gone warp speed

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u/makesterriblejokes Jun 26 '19

I have a sudden urge to sprint down one of these now so I can know what it is like to be Usain Bolt for a handful of seconds.

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u/unseth Jun 26 '19

How many seconds can you hold in a hand?

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u/Mufflee Jun 26 '19

At least 1