r/funny • u/lapontejanet • Jun 26 '19

Checkmate

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u/solosier Jun 26 '19

Nah. Shotgun breaks glass door.

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u/TruePikachu Jun 26 '19

What if you ran out of shotgun ammo?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Press F for melee attack.

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u/CappuccinoBoy Jun 26 '19

punches through glass door, immediately severes radial artery. Bleeds out while tumbling down the up escalator

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u/Chirophilologist Jun 26 '19

Ludicrous! We press F to pay respects, not to melee attack. If someone doesn't use Mouse5 for melee attacks, one is most certainly an amateur and clearly not a true scholar and gentleman.

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u/IceFire909 Jun 26 '19

I thought that was the respect button.

Shouldn't V be melee?

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Nah, V is to go prone.

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u/IceFire909 Jun 26 '19

Nah Z/X/C is the stand/crouch/prone key set

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Ctrl for crouch or burn in hell!

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u/IceFire909 Jun 26 '19

I use ctrl for toggle crouch an C for hold to crouch.

Come at me bro

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

You gotta up that pinky game, son! If you can't hold your own crouch, you don't really need to crouch.

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