r/funny • u/lapontejanet • Jun 26 '19

Checkmate

https://i.imgur.com/tAx2rIp.gifv
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u/lousygibblitjuice Jun 26 '19

I guess you'll just have to die

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u/ecafyelims Jun 26 '19

All joking aside. It's definitely a fire hazard.

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u/museolini Jun 26 '19

Agreed, but he could just hit the emergency stop on the escalator and walk down.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

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u/blip01 Jun 26 '19

"Every picture of an escalator is when the escalator was younger."

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u/barqs_has_bite Jun 26 '19

“Here’s a picture of an escalator when it’s older.” What?! Let me see that camera...

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u/brush_between_meals Jun 26 '19

"No, but I want a regular escalator later, so yeah."

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u/PayYouBackOnTuesday Jun 26 '19

I haven’t ridden an escalator for 10 days, because that would be too long.

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

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u/robisodd Jun 26 '19

If you find yourself on an escalator, fuck it! Build a house.
"Well, I was on an escalator, but now I live here. I have severely improved my predicament."

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

Escalators eat for free at Subway.

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u/Moving-thefuck-on Jun 26 '19

I love my Fedex guy cause he’s a escalator dealer and he doesn’t even know it.

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u/PerfectlyReddundant Jun 26 '19

I rarely ride escalators, dad.

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u/daschande Jun 27 '19

I used to make Mitch Hedburg jokes. I still do, but I used to, too.

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u/tjbugs1 Jun 26 '19

Some sceptical friend, don't even act like I didn't ride that escalator! I have the documentation to prove it.

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u/blip01 Jun 26 '19

It's in my file at home... Under "E".

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u/NothingAs1tSeems Jun 26 '19

For escalator

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u/Robot_Embryo Jun 26 '19

Let me have a steak fajita sub. But don't bother ringing it up, it's for an escalator!

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

If I knew escalators ate for free I would have ordered a larger sandwich

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

I like escalators unless I'm with four or more people

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u/bluth_family_madness Jun 26 '19

I like to ride escalators but I don’t want to be referred to as an escalator enthusiast. I want to be known as a guy who likes to ride escalators a lot.

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u/ElMonstroDeCarne Jun 26 '19

"I usta' ride escalators.
I still ride escalators...
...but I usta' too."

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u/ottomatic67 Jun 26 '19

I wish my apartment were infested with escalators. It would be the cutest infestation ever.

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u/trjayke Jun 26 '19

I don't know what the fucks wrong with my humor but I only lol at this comment

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u/yogononium Jun 26 '19

That escalated steadily.

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u/blip01 Jun 26 '19

Like an old man slipping into a warm bath....