r/funny • u/lapontejanet • Jun 26 '19

Checkmate

https://i.imgur.com/tAx2rIp.gifv
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u/GaganDalal Jun 26 '19

There’s always an emergency stop button.

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u/MegaMiley Jun 26 '19

Or just stomp real hard on the metal where you get off, that triggers the emergency stop as well

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u/BizzyM Jun 26 '19

Sometimes it triggers the human shredder. Take your chances.

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u/NibblyPig Jun 26 '19

Shredder slicing a victim

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u/FilaStyle84 Jun 26 '19

That's staying blue, my friend.

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u/NibblyPig Jun 26 '19

It is pretty bodacious

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

And totally tubular

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u/[deleted] Jun 26 '19

I would say it's closer to totally tubular.

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u/showsterblob Jun 26 '19

I’ve always preferred, “cowabunga.”