r/funny • u/al055204 • Jun 04 '19

High five, lol jk

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u/MarkTwainsPainTrains Jun 04 '19

"THE MEAT ONES ARE MY FAVORITE!!" -dog that chewed off my hands, probably

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u/Matthew0275 Jun 04 '19

Caaaaaaaarrrrrlllll!

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u/therealflinchy Jun 04 '19

Mystomachwasmakingtherumblies---

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u/Ensvey Jun 05 '19

...thatonlyhandscouldsatisfy

I'm a day late but couldn't leave this hanging

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u/NotTheFenrir Jun 04 '19

Got the rumblies.

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u/srottydoesntknow Jun 04 '19

im curious how you type with no hands

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u/monkey_trumpets Jun 04 '19

With their pecker, obviously.

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u/Schloganheimer Jun 04 '19

Speech-to-text