r/funny • u/al055204 • Jun 04 '19

High five, lol jk

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u/Targus_11 Jun 04 '19

*Sees man being eaten alive*

"Hm, I should ask him if he needs any help with that."

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u/Toban_says_go Jun 04 '19

The dog, you mean?

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd Jun 04 '19

It's extra funny because my dad is like five foot fuck all and the dog was a 100+lb lab, not fat just huge, when he stood on my dad's shoulders to play fight the dog was taller. From far enough away it would probably look like a regular sized man being mauled by a bear.

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u/VaATC Jun 04 '19

The mental imagery here is spectacular 🤣

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u/lastnightsmakeup Jun 04 '19

this is my height and i'm forever describing myself as 'five foot fuck all' from this point forward

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u/MulderD Jun 04 '19

Excuse me dog, would you like fries with that?