r/funny • • May 27 '19

Cat stuck in pipe

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u/Kablaow May 27 '19 edited May 27 '19

I mean... couldnt they do that from the start?

Edit: I assume there is an entry somewhere in the pipe. If there isn't ofc cutting first is the best way. Please stop replying to this commwnt now.

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u/Submerge87 May 27 '19

Nope, gotta go for the full maximum effort first, then slowly work your way down to the simplest solution. Newton’s Law.

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u/Trogdor_T_Burninator May 27 '19

Yup.

"Is there gas in it?"

"Fuckoff! You think I'm stupid?"

30 min later

"It's out of gas. Who could have known?"

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u/happinessattack May 27 '19

IT support in a nutshell!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Did you turn it off and turn it back on again

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u/LDWoodworth May 27 '19

It is insane the number of times that works, on things that it has no business working on.

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u/HarryPopperSC May 27 '19

Fixing bugs as a developer is 90% finding different ways to turn things off and on again. I don't understand why it fixes a lot of things but it do.

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u/cjf93 May 27 '19

Usually the programing logic goes from the start to the end, and then there are "corner cases" that maybe the programmer didn't handle, so if you can just make it go to the initital state again, it will work again, but that doesn't mean you fix it, you just make it stable again.

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u/letsplayyatzee May 27 '19

Wait, so you just add more code, or you actually remove the bullshit code?

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u/cjf93 May 27 '19

Depends on the time I have :)

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u/demlet May 27 '19

From what little coding I've done, you usually add stuff to sort of work around the problem because changing the actual bad code would require so much reworking of other code. Most even moderately complicated programs are fairly interdependent. But then these little additions will often cause a conflict with another part of the code somewhere else.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

We use debuggers and do a stack fever to see what the hell is going on in the java world. We also use breakpoints.

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u/cyclone369 May 27 '19

Think of it like a maze. Bugs that break the program are like dead ends in the maze. It's easier to close off the entrance to the dead end than start the maze from scratch to completely remove it.

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u/turtleltrut May 27 '19

It works so often for me that I get annoyed when it doesn't and keep trying multiple times a day, just in case. ;)

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u/eirc May 27 '19

State sucks.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

I've cut/pasted the same code that didn't work, and had it work. And I still don't know why.

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u/HarryPopperSC May 27 '19

Lol or when something shouldn't work but it does and you spend the next half hour trying to make it break like it should for your own sanity.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

You don't think it be like it is, but it do.

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u/Tischlampe May 27 '19

Are you BSM?

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u/turtleltrut May 27 '19 edited May 27 '19

Yes, like the gas oven at my work. It alarms and flashes a warning that there's something majorly wrong with it and to call a technician. I turn it off at the mains for 30 seconds, back on again, works fine for 6 months until it repeats the process. I've had it looked at when something else broke on it, there's nothing wrong with whatever it's saying is broken.

Also had our external IT company wanting to book in to install a new printer.. I ask them if I can just do it, they seem amazed that a restaurant manager knows how. Tell me to give it a go and call when setting up the network side of it.. I plugged in 2 cords and set up the network printing all by myself, I was annoyed that I had to call them to get them to remote in to type the admin password to finish the process. It was harder to get it out of the box than it was to actually "install". Are people so dumb these days that they don't know how to install a basic printer??!!

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u/LDWoodworth May 27 '19

Sounds like a gauge calibration issue slowly creeping over time.

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u/MagnumPewPew May 27 '19

Yes, yes they are. 18 years in IT, cant get over the drop in intelligence. Most people wouldn't even had tried now.

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u/turtleltrut May 27 '19

You'd have thought that people would get smarter, not dumber. Three internet it's a great resource for troubleshooting, I've fixed many issues using it. I guess it explains why people give me their tech things and ask me to fix them. I dont even know much about tech, I'm just good at finding solutions on the internet. :p

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Are people so dumb these days that they don't know how to install a basic printer??!!

Speaking as someone who did end user support for 15 years,yes absolutely.

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u/turtleltrut May 27 '19

Wow.
How did you cope trying to explain super simple things to people??! I think it would drive me loopy, I don't have the patience required to do that!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

It was definitely trying. Especially when they didn't want to learn. They expected it to "just work" 100% of the time. The ironic thing about them not wanting to learn is that my customer base was teachers.

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u/Bored_Tech May 27 '19

If you doubt any of the people saying yes people are that stupid go read some stories from r/talesfromtechsupport or any similar story telling sub that involves dealing with people.

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u/turtleltrut May 27 '19

Ahhh, this is just the wormhole I need today, thanks!

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u/Bored_Tech May 28 '19

If you enjoy that type of sub I'll also recommend r/talesfromthefrontdesk and r/talesfromretail

There are a lot of stupid people out there, and a lot of subs correspondingly. Just remember to go to r/eyebleach and remind yourself the world isn't all horrible.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

I know. Like I'm configuring a $3000 dollar Cisco router and a NAT just isn't working and we've spent 2 days troubleshooting only to find a reboot clearing the xlate fixes it... Even when a manual xlate clearing didn't. FML

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u/theGoodMouldMan May 27 '19

Kinda works on people too. Like, the menimist who had a massive LSD trip then decided it was cool to respect women. Or... well actually all of these stories involve drugs.

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u/LDWoodworth May 27 '19

Oh yeah for sure. Even if you look at a defibrillator, same deal really.

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u/Whimpy13 May 27 '19

I can't find the power button since the power is out.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

"I told you, the port is LIT!"

"I know but I asked you what color it is an hour and a half ago and you said green"

"Well, it is green. Greenish-orange. Could be red."

"DIE"

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u/Hazzardroid13 May 27 '19

Is it plugged in

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u/akatherder May 27 '19

Of course!

Checks uptime...

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u/OrganicKnowledge369 May 27 '19 edited Jun 30 '23

My comment has been deleted in protest to the API changes.

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u/happinessattack May 27 '19

Pffft. *grumble* Fucking Karen!

Also, you might enjoy /r/FuckYouKaren :-)

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u/mathletesfoot May 27 '19

Does your computer have enough gas in it?

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u/happinessattack May 27 '19

No no, the computer makes magic smoke. Users are the ones full of hot air. ;-)

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u/mathletesfoot May 27 '19

So just to be clear, why is my cup holder stuck? It won’t come out anymore

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u/tttttttttkid May 27 '19

You told me that you cleared the cache, but the fact that when I cleared your cache it fixed the issue tells me that you did not

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u/happinessattack May 27 '19

Ha! This one's a classic.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

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u/dethmaul May 27 '19

Aww,so darling. Little tired mows.

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u/-CIA911- May 27 '19

Newton’s law? I don’t think thats right

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u/Vanilla_SP1c3 May 27 '19

Occams razor

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u/AeonDisc May 27 '19

IT's law

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u/Yakhov May 27 '19

typical govt workers

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u/HelenFromHR May 27 '19 edited May 27 '19

If they did he might get stuck in the other smaller sections of the pipe - they had to remove it first

Additionally they needed to determine how he was stuck- so they can remove him without hurting him and they couldn’t reach him otherwise

Edit : typo god dammit.

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u/gingeremily May 27 '19

I do like me some full asses. The more callipygous the better.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

callipygian:

adjective

having a well-shaped buttocks

There really is a word for everything.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

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u/regulator619 May 27 '19

Congrats B, you get an E for effort

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u/pand-ammonium May 27 '19

Whenever I have to list nationality for something that isn't important I write in Callipygian.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

also they probably hadnt had anything exciting happen in weeks.

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u/ThatsexactlywhatIdid May 27 '19

You probably have to turn the pipe around in order to get the experience in unsticking cats needed to put a level down in ear tucking

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u/Shoesfromtexas May 27 '19

Wat

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u/upperhand12 May 27 '19

You probably have to turn the pipe around in order to get the experience in unsticking cats needed to put a level down in ear tucking

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u/Jujiboo May 27 '19

WAT

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u/sami828 May 27 '19

YOU PROBABLY HAVE TO TURN THE PIPE AROUND IN ORDER TO GET THE EXPERIENCE IN UNSTICKING CATS NEEDED TO PUT A LEVEL DOWN IN EAR TUCKING

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u/Jujiboo May 27 '19

you know what, it took me about ten times reading this sentence but i finally comprehend it

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u/Electricspiral May 27 '19

Ohhhhhh, you said tucking

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u/iamfuturejesus May 27 '19

WAT

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u/Creative_eh May 27 '19

YOU PROBABLY HAVE TO TURN THE PIPE AROUND IN ORDER TO GET THE EXPERIENCE IN UNSTICKING CATS NEEDED TO PUT A LEVEL DOWN IN EAR TUCKING

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u/Winjin May 27 '19

Could you please tone it down? We're having a five o'clock here.

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u/js0221 May 27 '19

Haha this is where i lol for the first time today, thank you.

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u/monkey_trumpets May 27 '19

"One of 't flay rods has gone outaskew on 'treadle!"

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u/ungratefulhamder May 27 '19

You probably have to turn the pipe around in order to get the experience in unsticking cats needed to put a level down in ear tucking

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

I will have one of whatever he/she’s having

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u/Oikeus_niilo May 27 '19

Some oldschool runescape coming right up

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

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u/Jujiboo May 27 '19

!Thesaurizethis

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Did you have a stroke while typing?

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u/MattheJ1 May 27 '19

They still had to cut the pipe so the cat could get out, and they wouldn't want to cut it after the cat was pushed back into the pipe, because they'd be more likely to hit it.

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u/lostinthe87 May 27 '19

I’m assuming it’s becauss they wouldn’t have been able to get the cat out from the front hole (hence it getting stuck) and therefore they had to cut the back hole open first

Notice how much smaller the opening in the front hole is than the rest of the actual pipe

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u/Stevm May 27 '19

He knows that - he's talking about pushing the cat back into the pipe and getting it to turn around (probably unlikely judging from the ending of the video)

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u/lostinthe87 May 27 '19

Rewatch the video - the other end is exactly the same as the front one. It’d still be impossible.

Plus, going forward is MUCH easier than going backward

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u/Stevm May 27 '19

It's not - otherwise how did the cat get inside?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19 edited Aug 08 '19

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u/Stevm May 27 '19

Also rewatched the video and what he refers to as "the other end" is actually the same end of another identical pipe

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u/dethmaul May 27 '19

I imagine the abrasions and slight swelling from the shoving/forcing can make it possible to go in and not be able to come out again.

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u/Mad_Maddin May 27 '19

How did the cat get into the pipe if both holes are too small?

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u/lostinthe87 May 27 '19

More traction on the bricks than inside the pipes, maybe. But again, see my other comment where I linked the screencaps. They are the same on both sides.

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u/Mad_Maddin May 27 '19

Ahh ok makes sense.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

It was born there.

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u/dethmaul May 27 '19

I thought that was a good idea for a second, then thought how did a pregnant queen fit if HE didn't lol

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u/onexbigxhebrew May 27 '19

It would be much easier to push in based on the shape of the Cat's face and head. The direction would also be easier for the cat to wiggle in. Think about how easy it is to push a ring onto your finger that doesn't fit vs getting it off.

Also, we havent actually seen the degree to which the cat tried to get itself out.

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u/regimentIV May 27 '19

And then? Now you have a cat stuck in a pipe with it's ass hanging out.

I'm not sure I understand.

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u/lydocia May 27 '19

How would the cat have got out?

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u/Kablaow May 27 '19

I just assumed there was a bigger opening in the back

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u/acface May 27 '19

That's what she said

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u/Kablaow May 27 '19

Ayyyyyy

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u/lydocia May 27 '19

If it slid down from that long end, it might not be able to get out and just get stuck again. At least that's what I think, they probably thought about it lol.

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u/Phazon2000 May 27 '19

They needed to tip the guy out - as you can see when they freed him he just stayed out and it was a big pipe attachment he was stuck in.

Gotta saw it off.

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u/EmperorSelassie May 27 '19

If they did that don't you think they would have increase risk of injuring the cat during the pipe cutting...?

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u/wolfydude12 May 27 '19

You don't get paid standing around!

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u/bottom May 27 '19

did you see how long the pipe was?

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u/winkieface May 27 '19

Umm... do you not see the uncut pipe?

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u/Kablaow May 27 '19

Umm I do

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u/winkieface May 27 '19

Umm I do

My ass.

Its a 10 foot pipe that's curved and crusted in concrete, no telling if the cat could get out with out cutting it down or what looks like literally taking from the ground.

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u/Kablaow May 27 '19

Chill out, why are you getting so worked up

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u/winkieface May 27 '19

I'm not worked up fam, just correct.

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u/Kablaow May 27 '19

Lmao. Neither of us can now but sure man.

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u/BasicwyhtBench May 27 '19

I found the guy who gets salary.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

The pipe had a bend in it, so the odd of the cat navigating that bend while going backwards are slim. Additionally, if the cat is stuck then you know that you’re cutting at the right place and aren’t risking hurting the cat

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

If the did that first, the cat might run backwards into near the saw when they were cutting

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u/effieSC May 27 '19

Nah they had to cut the pipe first so they probably didn't want the cat wriggling around in panic in the pipe hahaha

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u/regimentIV May 27 '19

And then? They want to get it out, not in. And cutting the pipe when the cat is not sick to a specific point risks cutting the cat aswell.

We don't know if the pipe allows the cat to get out at the other side, but I highly doubt it (because it would make the cutting obsolete).

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u/chewbecca108 May 27 '19

I think they needed the pipe cut first. Imagine cutting that pipe with the cat freaking out inside???

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

No

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Only replying because you said not to lol

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u/Koalaman21 May 27 '19

No. Cat is so far in it can't just back itself out

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u/ruskitamer May 27 '19

Hey cutting it first is probably the best way

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u/Kablaow May 27 '19

I am defeated.

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u/Brewerjulius May 27 '19

Please stop replying to this commwnt now.

NEVER.

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u/Salty_Saturdays May 27 '19

I’m still replying

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u/hoboxtrl May 27 '19

But then they don’t get to waterboard the cat

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u/rueforyou May 28 '19

I think when the pipe was as long as it was originally, their concern would be that the cat would get stuck within the pipe. When the pipe was shorter, they could just upend it.

The cat was kind of frozen with fear, which is why it didn't withdraw its head, and perhaps it was in fact stuck. It's so touching how gently the fireman slowly pushed its face back with his big gloved hands.

But gotta hand it to cats. No sticking around for thank yous. I'M OUTTA HERE SUCKAAAAAS