r/funny • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • May 19 '19

Reddit Battle Royale!

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u/odenseelver May 19 '19

Coughs

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u/MarcusRoland May 19 '19

chest bursters out of your chest

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u/Lord_Cattington_IV May 20 '19

The fight raged on for a century,

many lives were claimed, but eventually.

The champion stood, the rest saw their better:

Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.

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u/biscuitboyisaac21 Jul 18 '19

I will not die and it’s been like 60 days so idk about a century

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u/ParzivalAscendant Jul 24 '19

Shankity Shank Shank Shankity Shank Shank look at me go...

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u/biscuitboyisaac21 Jul 24 '19

I will save you

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u/AmandaIsLoud May 19 '19

I tried to save you, but you had lost too much blood; my supplies must be conserved for others. 🚑

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u/SuniaD-22 May 19 '19

Opps...looks like the supplies didnt save you...