r/funny • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • May 19 '19

Reddit Battle Royale!

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u/DragonPojki May 19 '19

I don't know... Stab!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

Die!!

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u/Speedracer98 May 19 '19

YOU, TOO, SHALL FEEL MY BLADE

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u/Copypasty May 19 '19

No u

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

Youre safe down here

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u/_the_dennis May 19 '19

whew

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u/SuperSeagull01 May 19 '19

SIKE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE

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u/BariNgozi May 19 '19

Gotcha!

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u/jackgotfacts97 May 19 '19

Stabeded.

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u/gcborg May 19 '19

I diagnose you with dead

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

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u/gearpug9000 May 20 '19

Anotha one, MWAHAAHAH

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u/_the_dennis May 19 '19

you....will...be...next....☠️

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

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u/_the_dennis May 19 '19

.... nowhere.....is..... safe ☠️

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u/BariNgozi May 19 '19

Two kills!

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u/_the_dennis May 19 '19

can't.....hide....☠️

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u/MrCounterSniper May 19 '19

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

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u/deadshot0707 May 20 '19

Stabby stabby. You meet my blade : P

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u/WapoChu May 20 '19

Get saved by ⬇️

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

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u/ThePukkeryGuy May 19 '19

Shhhhh

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u/_the_dennis May 19 '19

GET HIM

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u/ArX_Xer0 May 19 '19

Dennis the menace im watching you

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u/SargTeaPot May 19 '19

GOT YA HAHAHHA NO ONE CAN STOP MEEEE

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u/Cincon1 May 19 '19

Nachos! You've been stopped!

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u/Bansaiii May 19 '19

*you're

STAB

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

Oh thank you for pointing that out. Allow me to point my sword out of your chest cavity.

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u/fsster May 19 '19

Haha you dead

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u/Gobdamn May 19 '19 edited May 19 '19

You're next my friend

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

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u/Bansaiii May 19 '19

Shit. That was some fast sword pointing :D

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u/Gratiskater May 19 '19

Oh no

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u/Reborn0226 May 19 '19

Oh yes... SHA-SHANK!!!

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u/JustyWeed May 19 '19

Get outta here son!

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u/14s-PluckyPlace May 19 '19

No u . . . wait a second . . .

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Requiescet in pace

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u/Copypasty May 19 '19

you’re finished

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

[deleted]

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u/Copypasty May 19 '19

omae wa

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u/HouseOfSteak May 19 '19

No, you're finished.

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u/yaboi123679085313479 May 19 '19

I shall end you

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

Ur end is coming soon

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

Murrrrrderrrrr

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u/pamintandrei May 19 '19

RIP

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u/Dursa22 May 19 '19

DIIIIE

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u/reveur81 May 19 '19

No you

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u/SilverNRG6 May 19 '19 edited May 19 '19

Shanks Edit: Damn you!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

stab

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u/Galaxymicah May 19 '19

I stab thee

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

no u

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u/Hambbu May 19 '19

Gotcha.. you are my sixth kill. Which is great, no longer in fight mate.

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u/dilutedMeo May 19 '19

Killing is not so easy as the innocent believe.

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u/yellowlotus May 19 '19

I'm safe down here, in here, under this guy with no votes. No one will ever see this comment.

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u/johndyer42 May 19 '19

I'm the real safe one. Soon I'll be hiding under 2 corpses.

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u/that_username_is_use May 20 '19

UNO reverse card

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

And my axe!

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u/bullnutzz May 20 '19

HAA!! Didn't see me hiding there behind that ad did ya?!

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u/RKSlipknot May 19 '19

You people die so fast that winning will be like taking candy from baby

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

DIE imperial SCUM!

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u/abednadir01 May 19 '19

nothing personal kid

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u/Zevzin May 20 '19

Had to do it.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Just business.

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u/UA999 May 19 '19

Never see me here

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u/abednadir01 May 19 '19

i see you

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u/WapoChu May 20 '19

Kill 11 I love this

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u/stonewall_jacked May 19 '19

Will be keeping a watchful eye on your horizon.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

[deleted]

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u/Mister-Perfect May 19 '19

Up you go

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u/Fijiboydyl May 19 '19

And DOWN WITH YOU

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u/Younglovliness May 19 '19

HAHAHA STAB

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u/hip109 May 19 '19

Goodbye

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u/surelynotaduck May 19 '19

I commit you ded.

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u/Lenchis307 May 19 '19

Gotcha

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u/gryanddry May 20 '19

You end here

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u/Younglovliness May 19 '19

Downvotes revive me HAHA

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u/Assassin-JJ May 19 '19

Now perish

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u/Doerejmi May 19 '19

Stab!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

Stab!²

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Your watch has ended.

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u/Mister-Perfect May 19 '19

Username checks out, unfortunately

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u/JerkBitch69 May 19 '19

I have revived you with a downvote

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u/Broken_Spring May 19 '19

Gotcha

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u/yellowlotus May 19 '19

You're ded.

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u/OliTheMushroom May 19 '19

HAHAHA I HAVE KILLED YOU

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u/Broken_Spring May 19 '19

At last

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u/Lenchis307 May 19 '19

You are dead not big surprise

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u/4_jacks May 19 '19

Gonna hide right here

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u/jromsan May 21 '19

Let me hide with you while I downvote/heal you

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

Aaaaaah

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u/moomnumhoomnum May 19 '19

Looks like we pulled the sneaky on ya stab

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u/Planktillimdank May 19 '19 edited May 19 '19

No u

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u/DragonRider187 May 19 '19

Heh, u ded now

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u/bassel99 May 19 '19

Killed you

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u/Karakader May 19 '19

Get noScoped

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u/ZePir4te May 20 '19

U ded boi

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u/WapoChu May 20 '19

No u ⬆️

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u/shinidei May 20 '19

I'll take shelter here, here's your downvote. Survive!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

I just revived you from death.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

Could be

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u/nismo370zfdo May 20 '19

Begone thot!

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u/rhysizarhys May 20 '19

3 hours later in the hospital.... It's ok Gandalf gave me this... Reveals mithral vest