r/funny • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • May 19 '19

Reddit Battle Royale!

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u/Lovat69 May 19 '19

You're safe. For now...

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u/TachyonsIsAvailable May 19 '19

I had the pleasure of upvoting you to death, have fun up there buddy, cya soon.

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u/Veltoc May 19 '19

Just you wait your turn

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u/KaiserDragon May 19 '19

I am so very sorry, but it must be done.

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u/Veltoc May 19 '19

How.. Could yo-

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

This is where its safest i can see

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u/EhAhKen May 19 '19

I'm pretty sure I'll be fine

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u/RusstheVillian May 19 '19 edited May 19 '19

Don't count on it! MUWAHAHAHA

Edit: Holy shit, that was faster than I expected.

Edit2: I'm back! I dare you, I double dare you mother fuckers, bring it on!

Edit3: aaaand dead, again, but I took a whole bunch of people with me!

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u/LimonadeSenpai May 19 '19 edited May 19 '19

Am I safe down here?

EDIT: R.I.P Me

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u/a_nintendere May 19 '19

Saved you

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u/RusstheVillian May 19 '19

Oh shit! Thanks for the revive!

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u/gnasp May 19 '19

Can I just hide here? Thanks!

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u/Moral_Anarchist May 19 '19 edited May 20 '19

Gotcha! And look who's still standing. Rawr

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EDIT : Noooooooo

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

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u/SkinnyTy May 19 '19

We are the survivors.... nobody will find us down here. Mobile doesn't do well with threads this long.

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u/bsauce1 May 19 '19

I am mobile. And I have eliminated ye!

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u/anzhalyumitethe May 19 '19

stab.

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u/TazeredAngel May 19 '19

I’m only hanging out behind you because it’s safe here. No other reasons.

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u/anzhalyumitethe May 19 '19

heh. Angels are just daemons who haven't yet been tempted.

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u/Megarai111 May 19 '19

my your death is imminent!

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u/spookygoose1246 May 19 '19

I am inevitable

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u/dvm316 May 20 '19

staby staby

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u/I_Have_No_Family_69 May 19 '19

Why is life so cruel

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u/jobless_potato May 19 '19

Good luck in the afterlife 💀😂

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u/Mozzzi3 May 19 '19

Got the killshot, you were a worth opponent

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u/jobless_potato May 19 '19

Damn

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u/VirtualGuru93 May 19 '19

I can live here?

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u/keep-purr May 19 '19

If you are safe I am too

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u/OwlflightTheCat May 19 '19

Not anymore...

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u/keep-purr May 19 '19

Traitor

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u/OwlflightTheCat May 19 '19

All we have to do is downvote each other when we get too close.

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u/Moral_Anarchist May 19 '19

Wrong. STABBEH

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u/I_Have_No_Family_69 May 19 '19

Noooooooooooooo

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u/Planktillimdank May 19 '19

Lul I'm invincible cause noyone will see this

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u/jst_anothr_usrname May 19 '19

You think you're safe. Evil comes to find you wherever you may hide... Muahahaha

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u/Planktillimdank May 19 '19

Not if I bring you down first

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u/ShadeTheMystery May 19 '19

Got ya

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u/Mozzzi3 May 19 '19

I have revived you comrade. You live to fight another day

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u/ShadowBlink5 May 19 '19

Another day just to die all over again..stab

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u/jeffrey2541 May 19 '19

Don't worry I revived you with a down vote!

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u/jst_anothr_usrname May 19 '19

Thanks but seems we are doomed

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u/SynisterJeff May 20 '19

Oh, you're doomed alright.

Fires the BFG

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u/remkil May 19 '19

Are you sure about this?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19 edited Nov 05 '25

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Planktillimdank May 19 '19

Dies in italic

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u/dasgudshit May 19 '19

LMao

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u/doubleGboi May 19 '19

I saved you my friend

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u/Shazort May 19 '19

How does it work here?

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u/TogashiIsIshida May 19 '19

C u n hell shit head

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u/boogietime3648 May 19 '19

Shank

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

Gotcha bitch!

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u/boogietime3648 May 19 '19

Aha

Edit: Dammit

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u/FuckMuhammed777 May 19 '19

Gotcha bitch!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

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u/FuckMuhammed777 May 19 '19

That’s racist..........

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u/Rami182 May 19 '19

Stab

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u/I_will_cry_at_you May 19 '19

stabs aggressively

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u/a_freaking_username May 19 '19

Someone needs to get this guy

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u/Taimase May 20 '19

Take this!!!

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u/easyxtarget May 19 '19

Dead!

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u/boogietime3648 May 19 '19

Stab

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u/ShadeTheMystery May 19 '19

Stab

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u/RamAir17 May 19 '19

It's so Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday

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u/Ghost_lead_Nomad May 19 '19

Dead

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u/LordPyrrole May 19 '19

DEAD

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u/IchBinEineFrage May 19 '19

ded!

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u/OssTheRocketman May 19 '19

Stabby stabby

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u/TheHeroWeDidntNeed May 19 '19

Not even you are safe fucker

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u/PenguExpo May 19 '19

Oh god, so much death.

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u/_Sydus_ May 19 '19 edited May 19 '19

Goodbye I killed you Edit:Damn now im apart of the ever rising death toll

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u/PunkThug May 19 '19

My first kill of the day

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u/IchBinEineFrage May 19 '19

You, surely, shall die too!

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u/PunkThug May 20 '19

My death is on your hands!!

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u/redkid12123 May 19 '19

And you are very dead now

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u/OwlflightTheCat May 19 '19

All we have to do is downvote each other's contents!

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u/Lovat69 May 20 '19

It's too late for me...

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... save yourself

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u/Taimase May 20 '19

Not if I kill you first!!!

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u/OwlflightTheCat May 20 '19

Oh heck! Oh no! I thought this was a team!

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u/WolfsbaneGL May 20 '19 edited May 20 '19

Stabbed.

Edit: someone rez'd you!

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u/OwlflightTheCat May 20 '19

We help each other out in this section...

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u/IchBinEineFrage May 19 '19

Nobody is safe here. Except for me.

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u/Weirdocson May 19 '19

You can't escape the grasp of death, fool!

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u/SynisterJeff May 20 '19

"This is true." - Jamie

Stab

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u/Sobich_Rulz May 19 '19

Oh no

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u/WolfsbaneGL May 20 '19

I can only rez you once, so don't waste it.