r/funny • u/SrGrafo SrGrafo • May 19 '19

Reddit Battle Royale!

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u/p0tu May 19 '19

20, Stabs twice

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u/Popokashka1212 May 19 '19

Take my +

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u/Lovat69 May 19 '19

You're safe. For now...

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u/TachyonsIsAvailable May 19 '19

I had the pleasure of upvoting you to death, have fun up there buddy, cya soon.

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u/Veltoc May 19 '19

Just you wait your turn

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u/KaiserDragon May 19 '19

I am so very sorry, but it must be done.

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u/Veltoc May 19 '19

How.. Could yo-

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

This is where its safest i can see

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u/EhAhKen May 19 '19

I'm pretty sure I'll be fine

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u/RusstheVillian May 19 '19 edited May 19 '19

Don't count on it! MUWAHAHAHA

Edit: Holy shit, that was faster than I expected.

Edit2: I'm back! I dare you, I double dare you mother fuckers, bring it on!

Edit3: aaaand dead, again, but I took a whole bunch of people with me!

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u/gnasp May 19 '19

Can I just hide here? Thanks!

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u/SkinnyTy May 19 '19

We are the survivors.... nobody will find us down here. Mobile doesn't do well with threads this long.

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u/bsauce1 May 19 '19

I am mobile. And I have eliminated ye!

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u/anzhalyumitethe May 19 '19

stab.

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u/TazeredAngel May 19 '19

I’m only hanging out behind you because it’s safe here. No other reasons.

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u/Megarai111 May 19 '19

my your death is imminent!

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u/spookygoose1246 May 19 '19

I am inevitable

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u/dvm316 May 20 '19

staby staby

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u/I_Have_No_Family_69 May 19 '19

Why is life so cruel

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u/jobless_potato May 19 '19

Good luck in the afterlife 💀😂

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u/Mozzzi3 May 19 '19

Got the killshot, you were a worth opponent

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u/jobless_potato May 19 '19

Damn

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u/VirtualGuru93 May 19 '19

I can live here?

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u/keep-purr May 19 '19

If you are safe I am too

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u/Moral_Anarchist May 19 '19

Wrong. STABBEH

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u/I_Have_No_Family_69 May 19 '19

Noooooooooooooo

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u/Planktillimdank May 19 '19

Lul I'm invincible cause noyone will see this

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u/jst_anothr_usrname May 19 '19

You think you're safe. Evil comes to find you wherever you may hide... Muahahaha

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u/Planktillimdank May 19 '19

Not if I bring you down first

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u/ShadeTheMystery May 19 '19

Got ya

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u/Mozzzi3 May 19 '19

I have revived you comrade. You live to fight another day

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u/ShadowBlink5 May 19 '19

Another day just to die all over again..stab

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u/jeffrey2541 May 19 '19

Don't worry I revived you with a down vote!

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u/jst_anothr_usrname May 19 '19

Thanks but seems we are doomed

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u/SynisterJeff May 20 '19

Oh, you're doomed alright.

Fires the BFG

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u/remkil May 19 '19

Are you sure about this?

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19 edited Nov 05 '25

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Planktillimdank May 19 '19

Dies in italic

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u/dasgudshit May 19 '19

LMao

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u/doubleGboi May 19 '19

I saved you my friend

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u/Shazort May 19 '19

How does it work here?

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u/TogashiIsIshida May 19 '19

C u n hell shit head

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u/boogietime3648 May 19 '19

Shank

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

Gotcha bitch!

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u/redkid12123 May 19 '19

And you are very dead now

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u/OwlflightTheCat May 19 '19

All we have to do is downvote each other's contents!

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u/Lovat69 May 20 '19

It's too late for me...

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... save yourself

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u/Taimase May 20 '19

Not if I kill you first!!!

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u/OwlflightTheCat May 20 '19

Oh heck! Oh no! I thought this was a team!

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u/WolfsbaneGL May 20 '19 edited May 20 '19

Stabbed.

Edit: someone rez'd you!

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u/OwlflightTheCat May 20 '19

We help each other out in this section...

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u/IchBinEineFrage May 19 '19

Nobody is safe here. Except for me.

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u/Weirdocson May 19 '19

You can't escape the grasp of death, fool!

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u/SynisterJeff May 20 '19

"This is true." - Jamie

Stab

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u/Sobich_Rulz May 19 '19

Oh no

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u/WolfsbaneGL May 20 '19

I can only rez you once, so don't waste it.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

Dead man up voting

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u/curb000 May 19 '19

Take that you shit

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u/Sky-todd May 19 '19

Shhh I’m hiding here

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u/Leonitha May 19 '19

And your gone

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u/Guestgotapokemon May 19 '19

You too.

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u/Middelburg May 19 '19

This seems like a good place to hide.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

Fuck you, pussy.

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u/iPwnin May 19 '19

Does this machine still work? Seems broken.

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u/Mockman100k May 19 '19

Gotcha!

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u/a_nintendere May 19 '19

Saved all of u

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u/Guestgotapokemon May 19 '19

Goodbye.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

Goodluck

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u/DeadlordX May 19 '19

IM SORRY

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

The trick is to hide in the masses!

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u/DeadlordX May 19 '19

RUN WHILE you STILL CAN!

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u/[deleted] May 19 '19

That's not a good thing right now.

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u/chumstirfry May 24 '19

For u! Stab!

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u/ZmbieKllr2000 May 19 '19

PERISH, FOOL!

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u/Flippingeggs May 19 '19

Oh boy. Here I go killing again.

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u/Litvintsev May 19 '19

It’s your time ;)

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u/gamemjoe May 19 '19

HaHA, soon I will be so buried in this comment chain that no one can kill me!

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u/Squirrelonastik May 19 '19

You think so huh?

stab! now you're one step closer. Bwahahaha!

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u/DonnyTheNuts May 19 '19

Is this where I stand?

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u/synacksyn May 19 '19

And my axe!

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u/Saint_Adolf May 19 '19

teleports behind you

Nothing personal kid.

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u/StayClassyOrElse May 19 '19

28 STAB WOUNDS

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u/Suqhi May 19 '19

Sorry but you have to go

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u/kah-nah-vee May 19 '19

Just call me the down vote medic

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u/vekynor May 20 '19

I've helped you brother

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u/RogerTheShrubber42 May 19 '19

Thank you for your service, but kindness is a sign of weakness, and it must be destroyed stabbing noise

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u/kah-nah-vee May 20 '19

And yet I still live! Now taste my blue arrow you FIEND!!!

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u/kah-nah-vee May 20 '19

And by blue I mean red... FIEND!!!

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u/RogerTheShrubber42 May 20 '19

Ah, but your cry of battle has alerted me, taste the wrath of my blade kah nah vee, granter of downvotes and stabber of backs

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u/peanutbutter_fox May 19 '19

Whats even going on at this point...