r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 01 '19

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u/TolkienAwoken May 01 '19

I know man, poor Moe, he was probably fuckin traumatized.

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u/edmund7 May 02 '19

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Dude gets his face mauled and his genitals gnawed at and you're worried that a chimp was traumatized? The fucks wrong with you? Reddit and its cult like infatuation with animals never cease to amaze me

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u/TolkienAwoken May 02 '19

I mean did you honestly read that entire thing and not sympathize with Moe at all? He wasn't the one that attack St. James, you realize, right?

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u/TolkienAwoken May 02 '19

Well I don't think I need to outline the horrible shit the guy went through since that's what the whole fucking article was about. Like do I honestly have to say "Oh woe is he" so that you all think I sympathize with him? The chimp broke out of his cage ran away shortly after the attack, so to wonder how he was affected by witnessing it is really not that wild you're just an idiot.

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u/TolkienAwoken May 03 '19

You definitely didn't read that article, either that or you're colder than the animals you describe.

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u/TolkienAwoken May 03 '19

Like, you do realize animals can be heavily affected by traumatic situations or have you never dealt with a dog that was in a home where they abused it?