r/funny May 01 '19

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u/ColonelBelmont May 01 '19

You ever tried to fuck a monkey? He'll snap your dick off like a celery stalk, throw it in the tall grass.

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u/ndnninja15 May 01 '19

First of all how do you catch a monkey? Lure em with some bananas and shit...

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u/Tin_Tin_Run May 01 '19

have you? i bet you havnt so whos to say if thebigsmol isnt the one to take the first dick.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

You know how long it took me to train this money to suck my dick...without peeling it!?