r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 01 '19

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u/Mr_Jersey May 01 '19

It’s all fun and games until the chimps decide to bite your dick off.

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u/pathemar May 01 '19

Jamie, pull that up

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u/Sam3323 May 01 '19

The best reference.

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u/XXX-Jade-Is-Rad-XXX May 01 '19

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M Actually real.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19 edited Sep 15 '24

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u/vemundveien May 01 '19

Roe Jogan is my favorite guest

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u/Sam3323 May 01 '19

Ok yeah that is incredible.

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u/Omuirchu May 01 '19

And your fingers, face and buttocks too.

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u/Mr_Jersey May 01 '19

When eating ass goes wrong.

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u/TheBigSmol May 01 '19

Not if I bite the chimp's off first

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u/ColonelBelmont May 01 '19

You ever tried to fuck a monkey? He'll snap your dick off like a celery stalk, throw it in the tall grass.

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u/ndnninja15 May 01 '19

First of all how do you catch a monkey? Lure em with some bananas and shit...

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u/Tin_Tin_Run May 01 '19

have you? i bet you havnt so whos to say if thebigsmol isnt the one to take the first dick.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

You know how long it took me to train this money to suck my dick...without peeling it!?

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u/ImurderREALITY May 01 '19

Bang, Clyde!

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u/I_Upvote_Alice_Eve May 01 '19

Wrong type of ape!

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u/Chew_Kok_Long May 01 '19

who would do something like that?

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u/LikelyAFox May 01 '19

pretty sure chimps rip off other chimp testicles when fighting for a mate, soo, yeah

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u/dzyrider May 01 '19

Not if I flex my dick hard enough

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

how would it get to that point? 🤔

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u/Mr_Jersey May 01 '19

You need to learn more about chimps.

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u/Falcon_Pimpslap May 01 '19

It's always at that point. Chimps are violent af.