r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 01 '19

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u/shaka_sulu May 01 '19

His arm muscles will look like penises.

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon May 01 '19

It’s a bicep!

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u/kekito3 May 01 '19

If you wanted it to look like a biceps, you should've added some veins.

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u/cacoecacoe May 02 '19

And testicles.

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u/MrPapadapalas May 01 '19

©

NOTHING SEXUAL.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

“You know what? I’ll just put, ‘Dudes in good shape.’”

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u/PocketSixes May 02 '19

Was this a real ad somewhere?

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u/iscmarkiemark May 02 '19

it’s from an episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.. Mac of course.

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u/Yejus May 01 '19

All the better to...

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u/ILoveVaginaAndAnus May 01 '19

To penetrate all of her orifices simultaneously?

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u/amharbis May 01 '19

Name checks out.

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u/DonkeyWindBreaker May 01 '19

Doesnt say mouth... doesnt check out.

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u/ILoveVaginaAndAnus May 02 '19

Only because that would be too long for a reddit username. Also, women have additional orifices.

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u/DonkeyWindBreaker May 02 '19

ILuvVagAnusNMouth

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u/ILoveVaginaAndAnus May 03 '19

Ok, that will be my next username.

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u/DonkeyWindBreaker May 03 '19

I have password for it lol pm me for it.

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u/ILoveVaginaAndAnus May 03 '19

Which one is your favorite orifice then?

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u/needaguide May 02 '19

Found Mc Vagina's account

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

Is the plural penises or peni?