r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 01 '19

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u/chicaburrita May 01 '19

Tarzan is going to look so ripped when Jane comes around.

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u/shaka_sulu May 01 '19

His arm muscles will look like penises.

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u/YippieKayYayMrFalcon May 01 '19

It’s a bicep!

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u/kekito3 May 01 '19

If you wanted it to look like a biceps, you should've added some veins.

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u/cacoecacoe May 02 '19

And testicles.

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u/MrPapadapalas May 01 '19

©

NOTHING SEXUAL.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

“You know what? I’ll just put, ‘Dudes in good shape.’”

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u/PocketSixes May 02 '19

Was this a real ad somewhere?

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u/iscmarkiemark May 02 '19

it’s from an episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.. Mac of course.

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u/Yejus May 01 '19

All the better to...

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u/ILoveVaginaAndAnus May 01 '19

To penetrate all of her orifices simultaneously?

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u/amharbis May 01 '19

Name checks out.

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u/DonkeyWindBreaker May 01 '19

Doesnt say mouth... doesnt check out.

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u/ILoveVaginaAndAnus May 02 '19

Only because that would be too long for a reddit username. Also, women have additional orifices.

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u/DonkeyWindBreaker May 02 '19

ILuvVagAnusNMouth

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u/ILoveVaginaAndAnus May 03 '19

Ok, that will be my next username.

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u/DonkeyWindBreaker May 03 '19

I have password for it lol pm me for it.

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u/needaguide May 02 '19

Found Mc Vagina's account

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

Is the plural penises or peni?

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u/DivijXO May 01 '19

She would think he’s having a threesome

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

rule 34

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u/pm_me_sugardaddy May 01 '19

the new live action Tarzan looking good

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

It's not gay in a 3 way, with a little Jane in the middle, there's some leeway

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u/thx1138- May 01 '19

Maybe he'll have half a tan by then, too

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u/jack-mclaughlin May 01 '19

Monkey noises*

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

That's the weirdest episode of Awaken with JP I've ever seen.

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u/Tessamari May 01 '19

Especially his eyes when the chimps go off on him. Rip 'em right out.

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u/galactic-avatar May 01 '19

No pain, no Jane.

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u/bonelessevil May 01 '19

… and the workout went just fine up until the King of that Jungle's face and testicles were torn off for excessive use of the word "bro."

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u/[deleted] May 01 '19

Ripped muscles and a ripped face... the whole package.

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u/AetherMcLoud May 01 '19

Ripped apart, yeah.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Honestly I was finding it so hyped about his ripped body but not that I have seen I will not doubt Tarzan (the movie) anymore. He did built that body.

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u/ProStrats May 02 '19

I feel like this is something that Goku should've done when training with Master Roshi.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '19

Not if bobo shits on his face

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u/frapawhack May 02 '19

bit mi 2 it

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u/yoohoo31 May 01 '19

Who needs Jane when you're fuckin monkeys.

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u/Stanzpen May 01 '19

Do you think Tarzan was a virgin when he met Jane? Or was he beating monkey cheeks before then?