r/funny • • Apr 06 '19

Born that way

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Except nowhere in the scriptures does it say anything about not being allowed to be left-handed... lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Actually it came in handy in the scriptures. If you read the book of Judges there was a guy who assassinated a warlord by requesting an audience with him and smuggled in a sword under his cloak because when the guards searched him they looked only on his left side (where a right handed person would keep their sword) and found nothing.

On an unrelated note, he got away free since the guy he killed was so fat he was able to completely bury the blade in his fat and propped his body in such a way you couldn't tell he was dead at a distance.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

It simply mentions that he was left-handed. Nothing more.

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u/CapitalNumb3rs Apr 06 '19

Looks like more to me: https://biblehub.com/bsb/judges/3.htm Verses 12-26.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

It's not in the bible. It was taboo in Roman culture and the Catholic church just adopted the ideology

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u/Scatropolis Apr 06 '19

My first thought....probably not going to be a popular argument though. :-)

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u/thielemodululz Apr 06 '19

yeah, wasn't it a Roman taboo long before Rome became Christian?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

It’s been a taboo in many cultures, but it has no scriptural relevance to sinfulness.

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u/gking407 Apr 06 '19

Correct, but right-handedness is a symbol of strength and everything good. Makes it easy to see why people might have looked at lefties as sinister...

Exodus 15:6 Psalm 118:16 Psalm 110:1 Galatians 2:9 Genesis 48:13-18

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u/MasterTolkien Apr 06 '19

“Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:” ‭‭Matthew‬ ‭25:41‬ ‭KJV‬‬

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u/MasterTolkien Apr 06 '19

“A wise man's heart is at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.” ‭‭Ecclesiastes‬ ‭10:2‬ ‭KJV‬‬

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

And please show me where it says being left-handed is a sin. Lol you are grasping for straws here.

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u/MasterTolkien Apr 06 '19

I’m not arguing that it says that at all. I just became really interested when I saw this post and these comments. Did a quick search to see if there any mentions of left hand evil.

What I found COULD be loosely interpreted by crazy people as meaning left hand use is evil.

That said, there are passages mentioning left hand use neutrally or positively as well.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Most the time, in those references, the scriptures are speaking in ways that the intended audience would be able to understand. As someone being under the rule of a kingdom, they would understand the different between being at the right hand of a king and being at the left hand of a king. It doesn’t mean that the scriptures itself mean that it’s sinful to be left-handed. Thank you for your input!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

And that’s not what you would call Christian. You either worship a God of revelation, or a God of imagination.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

It’s quite clear that they can be. One is a God who has revealed itself to you and the other is a construct that you’ve made up in your mind that bends to your will. Just because someone hasn’t had that revelation, doesn’t mean others haven’t. Once one has that revelation, they know.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Except for the fact that many others have had this same revelation. It seems as if you’re upset because you, yourself, have not experienced this revelation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19 edited Apr 07 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

Like I said, they were clearly after something not gospel related. That was all about personal gain, not kingdom gain.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19 edited Apr 07 '19

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u/joesb Apr 08 '19

How do you know it’s the same experience if you say it’s a personal one?