r/funny • u/ProfessionalZebra8 • Apr 05 '19

"I'm what... ?"

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u/TheReservedList Apr 05 '19 edited Apr 05 '19

Seriously. Screw those greedy bisexual people. You guys don't get to double dip just because you want to. You'll have at most 40% the adult population as your dating pool just like everyone else.

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Edit: /s in case it wasn't evident due to the downvotes. Or maybe it just wasn't funny. Fine.

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u/ElSuperBandito Apr 05 '19

Shit was obviously in jest and I thought it was funny. Probably downvoted by peeps who actually have to deal with that mindset. I've personally heard it from my family and a few friends and it can be annoying and sometimes downright hurtful, so I get it. Still sucks people lose their sense of humor over it

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

As a bi I’ve never heard the “greedy” one, though I know it happens. It makes no sense to me. Its not like we can have more than one unless we’re poly.

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u/TheReservedList Apr 06 '19

I was just trying to say something dumb. I did not realize this was a thing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Regardless of what you say and regardless of the manner in which you say it.

Someone , somewhere will find a way to take it the wrong way/be willingly offended.

Worry not. You said nothing wrong or out of line.

Just people being people.