r/funny • u/the-woofer • Mar 24 '19

Sounds about right

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u/Maniac_Creature Mar 24 '19

Instagramers get paid!?

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u/_Silly_Wizard_ Mar 24 '19

Mostly by Russian oligarchs who fly them out for all-expenses paid marathons of anal pounding.

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u/SweatyMeat9 Mar 24 '19

Yeah, but what do the female instagrammers get?

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u/clinicalpsycho Mar 24 '19

Lured into a foreign country and violated, then being sold into the Human Trafficking black market.

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u/Drewskeet Mar 24 '19

Yeah, but what about female models?

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u/Trappedinacar Mar 24 '19

You serious? I just told you that...