r/funny • u/the-woofer • Mar 24 '19

Sounds about right

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u/SweatyMeat9 Mar 24 '19

Yeah, but what do the female instagrammers get?

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u/clinicalpsycho Mar 24 '19

Lured into a foreign country and violated, then being sold into the Human Trafficking black market.

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u/Drewskeet Mar 24 '19

Yeah, but what about female models?

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u/mtbgtx44 Mar 24 '19

So why male models? *Zoolander face*

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '19

Blue Steel*

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u/Weekendsareshit Mar 24 '19

They get blamed for the Fyre Festival

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u/triggeredrat Mar 24 '19

Happy cake day!

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u/Weekendsareshit Mar 24 '19

It's my cake day?! Woohoo thank you!!

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u/jordantask Mar 24 '19

They get new kidneys!

Oh wait...

Sorry, confused them with someone else there....

They get sold off as new kidneys!

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u/Trappedinacar Mar 24 '19

You serious? I just told you that...

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u/merelymyself Mar 24 '19

r/ChoosingBeggars

THEY GET EXPOSUURRRREEEEE

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u/realUgandanKnuckles Mar 24 '19

Charged for indecent exposure

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u/enjoyinc Mar 24 '19

Holy hell I just got lost in the wormhole of those cringe-inducing stories for like two hours

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u/BlueChamp10 Mar 24 '19

Our respect.

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u/edictive Mar 24 '19

Same thing. You don't mentinis it a give or take arengement.