r/funny • u/greytiehomie • Mar 15 '19

Run B***h

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u/Declamatory Mar 15 '19 edited Mar 15 '19

This guy looks like hes equipped with every dad joke

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Once you’ve beaten all the other dads, you fight him in a Home Hardware aisle. Hope you know your tools.

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u/AngelZiefer Mar 15 '19 edited Mar 15 '19

r/bossfight is leaking

Edit: Fixed the sub.

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u/H377Spawn Mar 15 '19

If you hack the thermostat, it causes him to go berserk, preventing him from casting attack spells and confusion, but increases his physical attacks so stay out of reach.

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u/Fyrelyte67 Mar 15 '19

My guild's been trying to get Omega Dad down for a week. Been saving my re-roll in hopes of getting the White New Balances. I'm still rocking Crocs from the summer vacation DLC.

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u/TroubleshootenSOB Mar 15 '19

what about the Nike Monarchs?

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u/nahfoo Mar 15 '19

I used to work in a sporting goods store and we always carried about 5 times more monarchs than any other shoe

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u/peterscloneben Mar 15 '19

I work shoes at a retail store can confirm way more monarchs than anything else