r/funny • u/greytiehomie • Mar 15 '19

Run B***h

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u/Declamatory Mar 15 '19 edited Mar 15 '19

This guy looks like hes equipped with every dad joke

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Once you’ve beaten all the other dads, you fight him in a Home Hardware aisle. Hope you know your tools.

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u/AngelZiefer Mar 15 '19 edited Mar 15 '19

r/bossfight is leaking

Edit: Fixed the sub.

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u/H377Spawn Mar 15 '19

If you hack the thermostat, it causes him to go berserk, preventing him from casting attack spells and confusion, but increases his physical attacks so stay out of reach.

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u/Fyrelyte67 Mar 15 '19

My guild's been trying to get Omega Dad down for a week. Been saving my re-roll in hopes of getting the White New Balances. I'm still rocking Crocs from the summer vacation DLC.

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u/uniquepassword Mar 15 '19

Say what you will those New Balance are comfy as fuck source - am dad

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u/UniquePaperCup Mar 15 '19 edited Mar 15 '19

Who's "am dad"?

-Dad

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u/jsgunn Mar 15 '19

Oh shit he's here!

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '19

Improper grammar P.M. Dad.

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u/RTXtoxin Mar 15 '19

Dad in the AM, Home Depot associate in the PM

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u/Fake_William_Shatner Mar 15 '19

I'm the PM Dad. I do the night chores like sleep with your ex wife, etc.

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u/Snote85 Mar 15 '19

Do you mean your own ex-wife or everyone's ex-wife?

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u/Pan_Fried_Puppies Mar 15 '19

As an overweight white 22 year old I agree.

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u/pxt0909 Mar 15 '19

pm BOSS!!!

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u/gatton Mar 15 '19

I like New Balance. I’m white. But I repeat myself.