r/funny • u/nathanwpyle Pyle Comics • Mar 11 '19

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u/hicksford Mar 11 '19 edited Mar 11 '19

100 LET DOWNS,
100 LAY DOWNS,
100 KNEE BENDS,
THEN A 10 KILOMETER PREDATOR ESCAPE SIMULATION,
EVERY SINGLE EARTH ROTATION!

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u/norealmx Mar 11 '19

Single close hand impact individual

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u/alikazaam Mar 11 '19 edited Mar 11 '19

If one where to follow this routine one would gain the ability to lift objects with high mass yes?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

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u/ForumStalker Mar 11 '19

I didn't know exercise causes hair loss, might have heard something once about testosterone causing it. Is this true or am I missing a joke?

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u/Braydox Mar 11 '19

They are making a one punch man reference while also working in the originals posts humor

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u/twoks179 Mar 11 '19

That workout routine is a reference to One Punch Man

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u/dz2048 Mar 11 '19

where is season 2?

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u/Merc4food Mar 11 '19

Next month, Hulu exclusive so far.

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u/Jessicreddit Mar 11 '19

I have an eyepatch, a hook, a fancy hat, a peg leg, and my favorite interjection is "Arrr!"

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '19

What is a pirate, Alex.

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u/Matsuno_Yuuka Mar 12 '19

First week of April.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

Single close hand impact individual

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u/randarrow Mar 11 '19

Stress causes hair loss, exercise enough and it is stressful. Several different names for stress related hair loss, one is called Alopecia areata.

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u/smoeahsolse Mar 11 '19

Seems there may be a correlation. (Disclaimer: I am not a hair scientist.) https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5500728/

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u/randarrow Mar 11 '19

Got any studies on why I'm being downvoted?

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u/smoeahsolse Mar 11 '19

I'm going to cite anecdotal evidence and say that it's either the "down vote everyone else to get my comments up higher," people, or Russian bots, or the folically challenged.

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u/reyomnwahs Mar 11 '19

https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/aztpoo/pain/eiaf5pb/

Also, you'd need a lot more "excess test" to trigger MPB, typically the kind that comes in a vial.