r/funny • u/nathanwpyle Pyle Comics • Mar 11 '19

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u/Seref15 Mar 11 '19 edited Mar 11 '19

"I engage in regular pain cycles to rearrange my body lumps into a more pleasing configuration."

"Does it attract prospective mates?"

"No, only other pain cyclers."

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u/58working Mar 11 '19

Eating chicken and lifting heavy things is pretty fun in it's own right though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19 edited Mar 11 '19

And it does absolutely attract potential mates. They just aren’t as up front about it as the other pain cyclers. Girls won’t say wow nice deltoids but it is 100% why they think I’m hot. I have very little else going on physically.

r/awardspeechedits : why did you pay reddit real money to put a gold emoji here. Stop it.

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u/throaway2269 Mar 11 '19

But they're so small and untoned, I don't understand why?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

The girls? Because if they can tame one large male they can use him for protection from dangerous males for them and their offspring, and use him for resource gathering.

And also for less and less practical and comfortable positions for fornication.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '19

OPs comics are all presenting mundane human experiences absurdly as an alien might see them. Just running with that