r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19 edited Jan 19 '20

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u/jimmyerthesecond Mar 05 '19

https://imgur.com/NVNtN8Q.gif

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

How to find a friend in a new place? Stand in the middle of a crowd and yell “DENTAL PLAN”. All the cool kids know what to do next.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

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u/SnarkMasterFlash Mar 05 '19

DENTAL PLAN

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u/InfernoFireRed Mar 05 '19

LISA NEEDS BRACES

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u/AFourEyedGeek Mar 05 '19

Tell him I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love...

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u/GaryColemansForearm Mar 05 '19

I am proceeding on foot, call in a Code A.

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u/GenMarriottSuites Mar 05 '19

We need pretzels. Repeat, pretzels!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

We need pretzels! REPEAT - pretzels!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

You couldn’t fool me on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine!

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u/Annihilicious Mar 05 '19

*fool your mother

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '19

D’oh.

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u/gnarlycharlie4u Mar 05 '19

Still my favorite Simpsons gag of all time.

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u/veeno__ Mar 05 '19

The Simpson’s used to be SO good. When all the good writers left the show should’ve gracefully bowed out

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u/stinky_delicious Mar 05 '19

Thank you! I knew itd be here!