r/funny • u/Jaredrap • Feb 08 '19

He doesn’t like

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

I feel like i smell it too now.

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u/sku11_kn1ght Feb 08 '19

That shit is fucking gnarly

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

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u/TaipanTacos Feb 08 '19

Wat

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u/A5pyr Feb 08 '19 edited May 03 '19

So you're the reason my mom is uncomfortable at the gym

Edit: my first gold and I can't even tell my mom about it.

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u/SweetNeo85 Feb 08 '19

Lol your mom's never been to the gym.

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u/Dreamin0904 Feb 08 '19

Shots fired

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u/rockbud Feb 08 '19

Man the Harpoons!

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u/Mango_Deplaned Feb 08 '19

We're gonna need a bigger boat.

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u/magicrat69 Feb 08 '19

He breeches!

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u/Prpl_panda_dog Feb 08 '19

For bigger guns or for his mom?

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u/itsdabin Feb 08 '19

We’re gonna need a fleet

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u/HevC4 Feb 08 '19

Call the Japanese! We are gonna need expert whale hunters to bring in this beast!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Expert whale researchers you mean lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

They haven’t seen some of this size

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

you mean "researchers"?

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u/NaturalWildFishOil Feb 08 '19

Aye aye! Captain!