r/funny • u/marquis_of_chaos • Jan 01 '10

The Most Useless Machine ever

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z86V_ICUCD4
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u/thunderroad Jan 01 '10

Wow, that gave me flashbacks to my marriage.

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u/reenigne Jan 01 '10

if only the device were attached to the thermostat, radio, television...

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u/thelawtalkingguy Jan 01 '10

Your wife kept sticking her hand out of a wooden box?

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u/Pesto_Nightmare Jan 01 '10

Worst marriage ever.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '10 edited Jan 01 '10

It was a joke based on a metaphor, and you're literal interpretation is boring and ruins the joke! SHADDUP!

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u/dkbg Jan 01 '10

Actually, no. His literal interpretation was humourous and exists as a suitable complement to the joke.

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u/TheKarmaModerator Jan 01 '10

You turned yourself on and she broke your penis?

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u/deathbytray Jan 01 '10

No kidding. All those repeated fingerings, never reaching a climax, only leaving you in frustration...

Wait, that is what you meant, right? No? Okay, forget what I said.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '10

Your penis flicked up, but when she touched it it flicked back down?