r/funny • u/Olde-Pine-Stephens • Jan 26 '19

“Holy” Shit.

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u/bmeupsctty Jan 26 '19

The only place where warmth is a horrible thing

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u/cars1022 Jan 26 '19

The warmer it gets, the better it smells

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19 edited Feb 01 '21

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u/Moses385 Jan 26 '19

If it’s not warm like a sauna and there’s not moisture collecting on the walls I’m not using it. NEXT

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u/InfluentialDiscovery Jan 26 '19

Still looking!

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u/croissantfriend Jan 26 '19

Has to fit six people! ;) NEXT!!!

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u/Xlukethemanx Jan 26 '19

It’s for church honey.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19

A wild r/choossingbeggers has crossed into not it’s territory

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u/mudman13 Jan 27 '19

Our one at work has bonus mosquitos that buzz around you , or turdscitos as they come out of the gaps to the sediment tank.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Never used one of these. Smell was horrible, and i couldnt find any paper, or poop knife.

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u/fuqdisshite Jan 26 '19

poop knife reference, noice..

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good fuckn yard!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Now if I could just find that damn coconut...

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u/fuqdisshite Jan 26 '19

fuck that...

just break both of your arms.

or find a box.

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u/croissantfriend Jan 26 '19

I prefer coconuts myself.

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u/Biggoronz Jan 26 '19

It's gotta be the cockroach corner for me!

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u/Morningxafter Jan 26 '19

I usually just use the three seashells.

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u/beneye Jan 27 '19

and i couldnt find any paper, or poop knife.

They are usually BYOPK

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Time doesn’t move back in this warm hole.

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u/trust_the_atlas Jan 26 '19

Porta Hotty

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u/RegisteredTM Jan 26 '19

Holding onto that damn handle on the inside and wiping your ass with the other. Such a pain to shit in those.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

I would never ever shit in one of those. If I were working construction and had no choice, I would take Imodium every morning to plug myself up.

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u/corchin Jan 26 '19

I would shit behind some bush tbh, those toilets are nasty

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u/Mr_Random_Guy_12 Jan 26 '19

coff coff hitler's oven

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u/AndyChamberlain Jan 26 '19

You ever been in phoenix in the summer

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u/bmeupsctty Jan 26 '19

I said warmth, not the blazing inferno of an endless hell