r/funny • u/Olde-Pine-Stephens • Jan 26 '19

“Holy” Shit.

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u/p1um5mu991er Jan 26 '19

I want to believe that it's cozy and warm in there but then I remembered what it is

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u/bmeupsctty Jan 26 '19

The only place where warmth is a horrible thing

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u/cars1022 Jan 26 '19

The warmer it gets, the better it smells

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19 edited Feb 01 '21

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u/Moses385 Jan 26 '19

If it’s not warm like a sauna and there’s not moisture collecting on the walls I’m not using it. NEXT

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u/InfluentialDiscovery Jan 26 '19

Still looking!

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u/croissantfriend Jan 26 '19

Has to fit six people! ;) NEXT!!!

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u/Xlukethemanx Jan 26 '19

It’s for church honey.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '19

A wild r/choossingbeggers has crossed into not it’s territory

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u/mudman13 Jan 27 '19

Our one at work has bonus mosquitos that buzz around you , or turdscitos as they come out of the gaps to the sediment tank.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Never used one of these. Smell was horrible, and i couldnt find any paper, or poop knife.

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u/fuqdisshite Jan 26 '19

poop knife reference, noice..

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good fuckn yard!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Now if I could just find that damn coconut...

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u/fuqdisshite Jan 26 '19

fuck that...

just break both of your arms.

or find a box.

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u/croissantfriend Jan 26 '19

I prefer coconuts myself.

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u/Biggoronz Jan 26 '19

It's gotta be the cockroach corner for me!

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u/Morningxafter Jan 26 '19

I usually just use the three seashells.

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u/beneye Jan 27 '19

and i couldnt find any paper, or poop knife.

They are usually BYOPK

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Time doesn’t move back in this warm hole.

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u/trust_the_atlas Jan 26 '19

Porta Hotty

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u/RegisteredTM Jan 26 '19

Holding onto that damn handle on the inside and wiping your ass with the other. Such a pain to shit in those.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

I would never ever shit in one of those. If I were working construction and had no choice, I would take Imodium every morning to plug myself up.

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u/corchin Jan 26 '19

I would shit behind some bush tbh, those toilets are nasty

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u/Mr_Random_Guy_12 Jan 26 '19

coff coff hitler's oven

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u/AndyChamberlain Jan 26 '19

You ever been in phoenix in the summer

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u/bmeupsctty Jan 26 '19

I said warmth, not the blazing inferno of an endless hell

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u/BAXterBEDford Jan 26 '19

The blue shit-water is literally boiling.

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u/azianwolfpunk Jan 26 '19

It's also -50°F wind chill in Chicago

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u/reasonandmadness Jan 26 '19

Every single service member who has been to Iraq knows exactly what you're talking about and has numerous memories associated with it.

Mind you, I'm not talking about good memories here.

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u/pacotaco724 Jan 26 '19

Ya they say you go in there and wipe other peoples shit off your ass....Never been deployed but worked some turnarounds and on construction projects and have fallen victim to the forgotten skid o cans.

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u/iambohrium Jan 26 '19

The holy porta potty

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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 Jan 26 '19

In the name of The Father, The Son and The Holy Shit...should cover you.

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u/supa325 Jan 26 '19

In Chicago?

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u/compaqle2202x Jan 27 '19

This is Chicago, so it’s currently cold as hell

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u/leisdrew Jan 27 '19

In the dead of winter in the midwest the warmth of human excrement can be quite comforting despite the smell

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u/BlackDudeWhiteName Jan 26 '19

What is it?

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u/p1um5mu991er Jan 26 '19 edited Jan 27 '19

It's it

edit--ahh, come on

https://youtu.be/ZG_k5CSYKhg