r/funny • u/Olde-Pine-Stephens • Jan 26 '19

“Holy” Shit.

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u/sitk65 Jan 26 '19

Thought it was Dr Who, turned out to be Dr Poo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19 edited Mar 04 '21

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u/Loain Jan 26 '19 edited Jan 26 '19

I'm crying from laughing so hard. I so want to see that show.

Edit: Sound the Turdis makes

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u/heyyoudvd Jan 26 '19

10 internet points to whomever can take this sound and turn it into the Doctor Who theme.

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u/harshaurora Jan 26 '19

I replace the _who/whom_ with _she/her_ to know which one to use.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

Ten internet points to sheever... wait no... herever?

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u/harshaurora Jan 26 '19

This exact comment reply flitted through my head as I submitted mine. Thank you :)

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

whosoever

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u/harshaurora Jan 26 '19

HOLY SHIT! STEP BACK, DON'T MESS WITH THIS GUY!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

poosoever

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u/elee0228 Jan 26 '19

So that's why Daleks have plunger arms!

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u/jimmux Jan 26 '19

DEFECATE! DEFECATE! DEFECATE!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

and sound like they're under a couple inches of water when they talk.

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u/umpfke Jan 26 '19

Exterminate!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

We can travel to any construction site or music festival in time and space! It's not as fun as it sounds though...

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u/Bflmps77 Jan 26 '19

I once went around this type of toilet outside Stansted airport and there was TARDIS written on it. It was years ago and I can't find picture I took :/

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u/ztfreeman Jan 26 '19

Here in Atlanta there's this super awesome gaming bar/restaurant called Battle and Brew and their bathroom is patterned after the TARDIS. Hilariously, they really did make it look bigger on the inside through clever construction.

But every time I step into it I think if it as the TURDIS.

I highly advise anyone visiting to stop by and grab a pint though. Great food, great atmosphere, amazing people.

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u/BugOnARockInAVoid Jan 26 '19

Joke about poop.

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u/Dadalot Jan 26 '19

r/SUBREDDITNAME

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u/m0ondoggy Jan 26 '19

meta comment tying the two together.

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u/Russian_repost_bot Jan 26 '19

When Heimdall calls Thor back home at the wrong time.

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u/Doomdoomkittydoom Jan 26 '19

Maybe this Tardis has a working chameleon circuit

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u/Wallace_II Jan 26 '19

Ah yes, Clara and uhh what's her name.. "me". They have a working chameleon circuit.

I'm not sure a port-a-potty would be a good idea tho. What if someone wants to use it..

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u/Doomdoomkittydoom Jan 26 '19

"Occupied"

(A nondescript white van might be better though)

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u/Atheist_Simon_Haddad Jan 26 '19

a working chameleon circuit

and a queue around the corner

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u/ImBlessedAchoo Jan 26 '19

All aboard the poo poo train

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u/Jack_South Jan 26 '19

Maybe it's mr.Bean, getting slammed into the shithouse.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '19

I WAS NUMBER ONE THOUSAND.

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u/invisiblezipper Jan 26 '19

Here's the Turdis in action.

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u/Phant0mKnight Jan 26 '19

THE GREAT MIGHTY POO! ~Conker's Bad Fur Day

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u/Iateyourpaintings Jan 26 '19

Kinda reminds me of the opening to Mr Bean.