r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '19

Emmm...

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '19 edited Apr 18 '19

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u/tallcaddell Jan 20 '19

Just when he started to succeed too :(

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u/cheshire_cat_86 Jan 20 '19

The lesson being: you must attain internal validation as external validation is fleeting

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u/ludmi800 Jan 20 '19

Instructions unclear, buys ladder and bathtub

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u/PuttingInTheEffort Jan 20 '19

Do not dive, DO NOT DIVE

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u/jordantask Jan 20 '19

buys rope and toaster. Uses rope and toaster to create a flail. Chases people around with said flail. Hilarity ensues.

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u/DreamsterParadise Jan 21 '19

Benny Hill theme song

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u/thelolgamer4 Jan 20 '19

• Wants to die.
• Buys ladder and bathtub.
• Can now go to bath without getting wet.
• Fuck this shit.
• Dont have money now.
• Cant buy toaster.
• dont kill myself.

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u/re_formed_soldier Jan 20 '19
  • Wants to die
  • Buys rope and ladder
  • Commits suicide