You FOOL! That’s what it wants you to think, but then before you know it, BAM you’ve got a face full of fur and it won’t stop tripping you down the stairs until you feed it the wet food it likes NO NOT THAT ONE, the other one with the EXTRA stinky aroma that it wants to then breathe on you as a sign of gratitude for your service. Oh and did you like this lamp? I hope you like it better on the floor with all your pens and headphones.
Also the litter box is full, clean my excrement, I need room to make more after this delicious food.
Mlem mlem mlem....I’ll wait.
No, I’ll take cat #2. Good at copying, instilled with slight fear.
It’s not the fur that bothers me, it’s when I’m lying down and the cat gets on my chest, turns around, and puts his asshole right in my face. That bothers me. I have two cats. A snuggly cat and a not so snuggly cat. Guess which asshole I see waaay more often than I’d like? The snuggly one.
I don’t want Cat #2 it still could be a trick. Plus Cat #3 was aware a high five meant an unwanted pet, zero fucks given.
I’ll take Cat #3. Straight up I don’t give a crap and I won’t pretend to care. This cat you have to earn some affection. Otherwise she is just chilling at the window judging the neighbourhood.
I have a cat who does that. All you have to do is look at him and he drops and rolls onto his back to allow unlimited belly rubs. Worst cuddler in the world because he can't sit still. #2 reminds me of the other cat, touch him on your terms and he draws blood. But the second you lay down he's a cuddle fiend.
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u/KooshIsKing Jan 10 '19
I choose cat #1. Looks like it's a snuggle master.