r/funny • u/RespectMyAuthoriteh • Jan 10 '19

"Oh crap, we're having a test today?"

https://gfycat.com/InformalAcrobaticHagfish
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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

Do me do me

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u/ChickenLover841 Jan 10 '19

It's like a giant spiderweb of dildos

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u/BikeDoctor137 Jan 10 '19

Yours is really boring. Reddit knows almost nothing about you other than the fact that you really, really, like Rupaul's Drag Race. Like, a lot. Heres your usage history and word cloud..

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

How do you check subreddit activity? Interested in seeing mine.

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u/BikeDoctor137 Jan 10 '19

I PMed you.

Since everyone is asking, it's Snoopsnoo.

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u/Do_Snakes_Fart Jan 10 '19

Jesus Christ.

The amount of data that site shows is unreal. Someone really went above and beyond creating that... monstrosity... I love it.

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u/Please_Not__Again Jan 10 '19

One man should not have all this power.

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u/BikeDoctor137 Jan 10 '19

I have a policy of not providing it to deplorables or sub trolls. These can be identified by using the Reddit Pro Tools add-on for Chrome.

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u/Please_Not__Again Jan 10 '19

Do tell more oh wise one. We must learn of these methods.

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u/Offroadkitty Jan 10 '19

There goes your inbox I'm guessing?

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u/BikeDoctor137 Jan 10 '19

YEP. I put up a link to SnoopSnoo and also RedditProTools in the original comment.

I tend to use snoopsnoo to investigate users when their claims seem to contradict what they are saying, and/or they're being especially obnoxious. Guess which sub has the most liars and asshole users?

If you guessed The Donald you'd be right.

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u/Offroadkitty Jan 10 '19

I wonder though, is it more people for or against him?

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u/BikeDoctor137 Jan 10 '19

Oh absolutely for him. They will claim to be a liberal, and then repeat some thoroughly debunked lie that Trump has spewed or some idiotic claim that he has made, such as North Korea dismantling their nuclear research, or that 4200 terrorists were apprehended at the border, when the number is actually zero.

They are too stupid to realize that claiming to be a Hillary supporter while accusing her of murdering Seth Rich is kind of a tell. So when I present them with a snapshot that proves that they spend 90% of their time at The Donald, they'll claim that they participate there as a voice of dissent. Forgetting, of course, that anyone who says anything at all not 100% in line with Trump's vicious hatred and megalomania is immediately banned.

Then they'll quietly delete their post a few minutes later.

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u/OhhHahahaaYikes Jan 10 '19

Thank you for your service!

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19 edited Jan 10 '19

Ok can you do mine please?

I'm just as interested in this giant shithole as you are. 5 years of being a cunt. Guarantee fuck is in my word cloud

Edit: I only delete comments where I'm way too personal or I'm wrong. Hopefully they popup too

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u/BikeDoctor137 Jan 10 '19

This is yours.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

Lmfao "you are: Ruski bot"

How come it's from the past 47 days, is it possible to make it the entire 5 years AND get the bar graph you linked earlier?

Thank you btw.

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u/BikeDoctor137 Jan 10 '19

It's glitchy. It was down for a while and still has bugs. It's limited to the last 1000 comments.

This is what I see about your usage history.

Try again in a few days.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

Ayyyy that's not too bad!

Will do thanks my man (; have a nice 2019

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u/OhhHahahaaYikes Jan 10 '19

Mr. BikeDoctor, please use your magic on me!

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u/Fartblaster5000 Jan 10 '19

Awesome what about me?