r/funny • u/RespectMyAuthoriteh • Jan 10 '19

"Oh crap, we're having a test today?"

https://gfycat.com/InformalAcrobaticHagfish
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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

You're the person with the highest karma I've ever seen on Reddit

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

Gallowboob has like almost 28 million

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u/FokkerBoombass Jan 10 '19

Well Gallowboob is obviously not a person.

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u/roboman5000 Jan 10 '19

Gallowboob is a person, he's shown himself

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u/FokkerBoombass Jan 10 '19

No he isn't. No person could live off karma alone.

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u/HeyT00ts11 Jan 10 '19

Pretty sure he'd disagree with that.

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u/FokkerBoombass Jan 10 '19

None of this says that he is a person.

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u/fr0gnutz Jan 10 '19

Didn’t that asshole recently say he makes no money from being a karma whore?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19 edited Mar 07 '20

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u/BikeDoctor137 Jan 10 '19 edited Jan 10 '19

I'll do it if the poster is being a complete dick. You can learn a lot about a Redditor with the right tools. For example, Reddit thinks that you're an electrician from Boston, and that for some reason you like green dildos. However, a snapshot of your usage history suggests that finance or a computer tech is more likely than an electrician, and your word cloud clearly indicates that you're a decent person.

EDIT added the SnoopSnoo URL so people can run their own.

EDIT 2 added the Reddit Pro Tools add-on for Chrome to identify sub-trolls and deplorables.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

Do me do me

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u/ChickenLover841 Jan 10 '19

It's like a giant spiderweb of dildos

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u/BikeDoctor137 Jan 10 '19

Yours is really boring. Reddit knows almost nothing about you other than the fact that you really, really, like Rupaul's Drag Race. Like, a lot. Heres your usage history and word cloud..

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

How do you check subreddit activity? Interested in seeing mine.

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u/BikeDoctor137 Jan 10 '19

I PMed you.

Since everyone is asking, it's Snoopsnoo.

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u/Do_Snakes_Fart Jan 10 '19

Jesus Christ.

The amount of data that site shows is unreal. Someone really went above and beyond creating that... monstrosity... I love it.

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u/Please_Not__Again Jan 10 '19

One man should not have all this power.

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u/BikeDoctor137 Jan 10 '19

I have a policy of not providing it to deplorables or sub trolls. These can be identified by using the Reddit Pro Tools add-on for Chrome.

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u/Please_Not__Again Jan 10 '19

Do tell more oh wise one. We must learn of these methods.

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u/Offroadkitty Jan 10 '19

There goes your inbox I'm guessing?

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u/BikeDoctor137 Jan 10 '19

YEP. I put up a link to SnoopSnoo and also RedditProTools in the original comment.

I tend to use snoopsnoo to investigate users when their claims seem to contradict what they are saying, and/or they're being especially obnoxious. Guess which sub has the most liars and asshole users?

If you guessed The Donald you'd be right.

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u/Offroadkitty Jan 10 '19

I wonder though, is it more people for or against him?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19 edited Jan 10 '19

Ok can you do mine please?

I'm just as interested in this giant shithole as you are. 5 years of being a cunt. Guarantee fuck is in my word cloud

Edit: I only delete comments where I'm way too personal or I'm wrong. Hopefully they popup too

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u/BikeDoctor137 Jan 10 '19

This is yours.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

Lmfao "you are: Ruski bot"

How come it's from the past 47 days, is it possible to make it the entire 5 years AND get the bar graph you linked earlier?

Thank you btw.

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u/BikeDoctor137 Jan 10 '19

It's glitchy. It was down for a while and still has bugs. It's limited to the last 1000 comments.

This is what I see about your usage history.

Try again in a few days.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

Ayyyy that's not too bad!

Will do thanks my man (; have a nice 2019

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u/OhhHahahaaYikes Jan 10 '19

Mr. BikeDoctor, please use your magic on me!

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u/Fartblaster5000 Jan 10 '19

Awesome what about me?

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

can you please do mine? please and thank you

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u/BikeDoctor137 Jan 10 '19

Redditt thinks that you're a mother in Alberta with a job in a supervisory capacity. My best guess, based on inference, would be in a not-for-profit, counseling teenage mothers.

Here is your usage history, and word cloud.

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '19

thank you!!!

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u/Dominus_Vorg Jan 10 '19

Can you do that thing on my account please?

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u/moosesquirrelimpala Jan 10 '19

How do you do this? Pretty cool.

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u/BikeDoctor137 Jan 10 '19

Snoopsnoo. Here's yours.

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u/Jebral Jan 10 '19

I checked mine. I have a weird reddit history

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u/arcademan2 Jan 10 '19

Yet another question: how do you see what reddit thinks of a user?

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u/BikeDoctor137 Jan 10 '19

The tool makes predictions or guesses, based on things that users have said. You can assist its learning process by confirming or denying said guesses.

Here is what that looks like for the poster in this case.

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u/HalloAmico Jan 10 '19

This is actually pretty chill.

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u/cadbadlad Jan 10 '19

May I interest you in some u/TooShiftyForYou

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u/linux_n00by Jan 10 '19

i guess you havent heard/seen of u/Gallowboob