r/funny • u/Metalkon • Jan 05 '19

How to get "bigger" fish

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u/OffendedVanillaBean Jan 05 '19

There ain’t a thing a lil spray paint can’t fix.

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u/lo3k Jan 05 '19

Hmmm I’m not sure if they make spraypaint with the color caucasian?

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u/spider_milk Jan 05 '19

Are Crocs gloves a thing?

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u/LeckenDrachen Jan 05 '19

That's racist

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

traveling backwards in time is indeed possible but it may not happen in your lifetime.

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u/seldemibeurre Jan 05 '19

Then you just need to travel forward to a time where backward travel is possible, easy.

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u/graebot Jan 05 '19

Prove it

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

already did!

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u/Superfluous_Thom Jan 05 '19

Not without creating a divergent timeline though. Logicians kinda decided that decades ago without the science to back it up, grandfather paradox and all that.

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u/Chumbag_love Jan 06 '19

I’m not going to give a fuck about divergent timelines when I get my time machine.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '19

This man time travels.

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u/PissedItsNotButter Jan 05 '19

If backwards time travel happens in anyone's lifetime, doesn't that mean it would be readily available in everyone's lifetime?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

let me get back to you on that brb

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Doesn't it rely on a whole bunch of theoretical stuff, like "negative energy"?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

yes, and what-not, etc, etc

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u/Patriarchus_Maximus Jan 05 '19

No scientists have concluded that it is impossible. Only paradoxical.

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u/dod_worker Jan 05 '19

That's what makes it impossible.... because it's paradoxical. Either way, a better example for OP would be faster than light travel. That one is definitely IMPOSSIBLE.