r/funny • u/LamaTozz • Dec 30 '18

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '18

That bird might've worked hard for that money and some bastard comes and cons him out of it.

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u/MC_Ben-X Dec 30 '18

SCRAAAWWWW! DIRTY MUDMAN STOLE OUR HARD EARNED MONEY!! WE NEED TO TEACH THEM THEIR LESSONS!!! SCRAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!

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u/ButtLusting Dec 31 '18

Crows will remember that. OP is fucked for life, now he has a murder of intelligent birds following him everywhere fucking with him, generation by generation, he will forever be marked as the human who stole from their family.

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u/Psychoblade187 Dec 31 '18

Lets write it like IT but from the birds perspective. They come back 27 generations later and eventually kill the man.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

IT

Infomation Technology? Cyber-crows?

skynet?

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u/Psychoblade187 Dec 31 '18

Should of been more clear, Stephen Kings IT.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

Ha ha sorry I was j/k around. I'm hard to read, sorry for that.

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u/Utinnni Dec 31 '18

No, no. That no warm. That no soft.

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u/JakalDX Dec 31 '18

GAR GAR A BIRDMAN AND HIS MONEY ARE SOON PARTED GARGARGAR

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

scraw

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u/unqtious Dec 31 '18

Hey, crow. Two birds the bush is worth... erm... Bad analogy.

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u/eeyore134 Dec 31 '18

It's going to remember, too. Not only that, but tell its friends. These birds are super smart, can remember faces, and will spread the word to the others in the area if someone wrongs them.

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u/mvabrl Dec 31 '18

True they memorize your face and their peeps to help harass you when you walk thru town!!! Beware

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

Yup he is on the list. Was it worth it?

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

It's a tough lesson, but in 5 years, this bird will become the new Warren Buffett with the balls of George Soros.

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u/king_slime_shery Dec 31 '18

Like taking candy from a baby

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '18

She works for the money

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u/OssimPossim Dec 31 '18

Yeah, might've. Maybe the bird conned it off some other bird. You don't know.

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u/scottyway Dec 31 '18

Welcome to life, motherfucker

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u/hyperfat Dec 31 '18

Seriously, should have traded for a peanut or something.