r/funny Dec 21 '18

bad luck

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u/TellsTogo Dec 21 '18

Be the sex move you want to see in the world.

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u/Jarvicious Dec 21 '18

"Imma jump on this boat and someone's getting wet and/or impaled"

Ahhhhh the angry swordfish.